January 8

National fake friends day. When you bring food in school because it’s your birthday, your so called “friends” all want your food. Basically, it’s a day when the people who don’t fuck with you all want your food and promise to pay you back, but when you ask them for food, they say “no I don’t know you.”

Jay: *brings in cupcakes.*

Jack: can I have one?

Jay: do I fuck with you and do you fuck with me on a daily basis?

Jack:... all I want was a cupcake from my friend...

Jay: so you only want to talk to me because I have food? Fuck off.

What a way to spend January 8th.

January 8 by optiprisms October 19, 2019

January 8

National become friends with your enemy day

Joe: Hello Jessica can we be friends again?
Jessica:uhm what u forgive me?
Joe:No but it’s bc it’s January 8 but promise u won’t do it again
Jessica:okie sure

January 8 by LengGyal1o1 January 7, 2021

January 8

If you’re born on this day you’re hot

Dang you were born on January 8? So that’s why you’re so hot

January 8 by radio rebel October 11, 2021

January 8

toriarc Birthday on tiktok so say happy birthday when its their birthday and dont forget

Oh wow look! Its January 8! toriarc’s birthday!

January 8 by toriarc December 21, 2021

January 8

National send a dick pic to yo homies day

Jason: yo can I see yo dick
Mark: ya its January 8th

January 8 by papi_smurfette January 8, 2023

January 8

Wow! She’s great at softball,no wonder she’s born in january 8

Woah,your good its because she’s born on January 8

January 8 by Fat_monkey_fatty_666 December 2, 2019

January 8

A day where a guy has to ask out there crush or a girl that likes them.

Guy “hey will you go out with me?”
Girl “yea why do soon I thought you liked someone else”
Guy “it’s January 8th”

January 8 by Somekidfromthesouth November 20, 2020