bammy jastard

One who is deservedly unlucky.

"I have diabetes, I feel worse by the day..."
"I'm so sorry. Maybe you should try a different doctor?"
"I don't believe in science. I just pray the Holy Virgin of Lourdes."
"You bammy jastard…"

by Goodzilla April 23, 2014

Jantar à pai

Going for dinner beyond your means. Dinner with friends that's more expensive than the usual when the budget allows for greater refinement. Usually happens close to the monthly payday. Typically includes starters besides the main course. Usually takes place in a "marisqueira" type of restaurant with an history that spawns through at least two generations.

Hey guys! I just got my paycheck. Let's go jantar à pai at Munich.

by José Paulo September 2, 2016

japtard

A short, Asian boy that is obsessed with video games and practices kung fu moves that he has learned through years of playing. Japtards usually talk fast and expect everyone to know what they're talking about when it refers to one of the 300 Final Fantasy video games they're playing at the moment.

That japtard just did a roundhouse kick. He's probably copying his favorite Tekken character.

by Mark Snicher April 5, 2005

janitard

A mentally handicapped individual who is employed in the janitorial profession. Possibly as part of a societal integration program, or because it's funny as hell to watch...

See McDonalds or WalMart for further examples of said janitard.

by LatinHeat December 11, 2009

Jastard

1. The equivilant of a masturbating bastard 2. The combining of the words jerk and bastard.

1. You jastard

by Mike Adams November 12, 2003

Jamtard

Ignorant young folk; naive persons in their teens or younger

1)"You want me for something? Jamtard!Jamtard!Jamtard!Jamtard!Jamtard!
2) The old woman stepped out of her car and screamed at the young boys "Jamtard!"

by Randomdude1111 June 12, 2011

Janardana

Killer of the atheists. From Sanskrit.

Also a sexy fierce bitch.

That boy Janardana is one hella sexy mofo.

by Cherrinards February 4, 2010