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jamala

Spitfire personality. Claims to be Jamaican but is actually from Jamaica Queens. Has never actually been to Jamaica.
That Jamala girl trying to put on a Jamaican accent again?
by Peanut m&m May 21, 2018
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Jambalam

(Jam-buh-lam)
1. When you are having sex with a female on her period and you pull your dick out and shove it forcefully and bloodily into her mouth as you ejaculate.

2. The frothy mixture of period blood and semen.
1. Person 1: I had sex last night

Person 2: isn't Bethany on her period?
Person 1: Definitely! That's why she got the Jambalam!

2. Girl 1: Paul fucked me on my period last night
Girl 2: did you get covered in jambalam?
Girl 1: no doubt.
by TheCaptain65 July 23, 2019
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jayalan

Jayalan is the coolest,handsomeness person in the whole world.Jayalan is the best person in the whole world.
I love Jayalan I want to see him.
by Jayalan July 13, 2017
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hot jambalaya

When a stout, but swoll, Asian man who, while wearing a new pair of Air Jordans, dunks over a taller Mauritian man in a game of 1v1 basketball.
Aww snap! Steve just gave Sol dat hot jambalaya... it's dem damn Air Jordan XXX!
by Street Wizard September 17, 2016
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Chest Jambalaya

The act of vomiting while simultaneously ejaculating. When done, the duo mixes in mid air and lands on one’s chest. This combination resembles Jambalaya and is ready to eat right away. Eat while it’s hot!
Last night I was bored, horny, and hungry so I made Chest Jambalaya to solve all my problems.
by Qball_master April 4, 2022
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Jersey Jambalaya

When a man spreads a woman's pussy and takes a wet shits inside of her. After he pisses in her pussy, finally he has sex with her until he cums inside of her (this mixes all the juices). next the woman sucks his dick clean.
Snooki: How was I conceived?
Snookis mom: Well, i once went to jersey had tried jersey jambalaya!
by JERSEY JAMBALAYA October 1, 2020
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Jayalaxmi

Jayalaxmi, also known as the jayalaxmi sisters cult is a group formed by 3 girls. The original story takes place with balloons. Bob was married to beautiful housewife yet he had a mistress, what we know as jayalaxmi. The name comes from household help of the 3 original cult members, all combined. Always praise the aluminium foil ball, currently rolling somewhere in my school bus.
me- "where's the jayalaxmi balloon"
person- "she evolved into a aluminium foil ball"
by blueberrychickenss April 7, 2021
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