Jayalaxmi, also known as the jayalaxmi sisters cult is a group formed by 3 girls. The original story takes place with balloons. Bob was married to beautiful housewife yet he had a mistress, what we know as jayalaxmi. The name comes from household help of the 3 original cult members, all combined. Always praise the aluminium foil ball, currently rolling somewhere in my school bus.
me- "where's the jayalaxmi balloon"
person- "she evolved into a aluminium foil ball"
kithcidi is an Indian dish consisting of daal and rice cooked together. Indian kids are fucking sick of it. please stop feeding us kitchidi. At this point we just shove it down our throats.
indian parent- "what did u get on your test?"
child- "I got a b+, but I did the best in the class Amma"
indian parent- "thats it, I made biryani for dinner. now im giving you kitchidi"
Indians with a white washed ass. They have no ideas where tf they are from. Brown skinned, obviously they know an Indian language but they are probably too shy to speak because of their accent. They have suffered the sin of people asking if they know the language "Indian" or "Hindu"
"where are you from?"
"oh im an ABCD"
