premature jumpulation

A term used in volleyball when the hitter attempts to spike the ball, but jumps too early - resulting in a loss of the point.

Man, we would have won that game if it wasn't for your premature jumpulation.

by Piper808 November 23, 2007

E-joculation

the act of verbal ego stroking entered into by groups of people who think that taking ecstasy somehow makes them superior to others

(v):“I had to leave the party all the e-tards e-jaculating all over each other was making me ill”
(n):“e-jaculation is the e-ville epidemic of our age”

by jedipants September 28, 2003

pantsy jaculation

Pantsy jaculation is where you blow your wad in your pants.

Can be quite embarrassing in social situations.

When Rolf saw Sandra's perfect nipples pressing against her shirt, he let out a low moan, and a wet stain appeared on the front of his pants.

"Did you just have a pantsy jaculation?" asked Danny.

"Yes!" sobbed Rolf, slinking for the exit.

by scodder May 3, 2010

gar-jaculation

The unrestrainable sense of excessive excitement that arises with the prospect of receiving free cigars.

When he told me I had a free cigar coming to me, I had a gar-jaculation!

by thinkinman February 7, 2018

V-jaculation

An alternative meaning for "squirting". When a female orgasm is intense enough to release urine and female prostatic fluid created by the skenes gland. Female ejaculation. An intense involuntary release of sexual orgasm fluid.
V-jaculate / V-jaculation / V-jaculating / V-jaculated

"Bartholomew pleasured Fiona with so much intensity that she V-jaculated."
"Although she did not intend on having to wash the sheets tonight, she had to because she endured some pretty intense pleasure this evening that ended in V-jaculation."

by Missallineous February 5, 2026

Premature Text-Jaculation.

When you send a text message too quickly, without thinking or without finishing the message.

I think I need "Tiger Text". I sent a text too soon. I call it "Premature Text-Jaculation."

by demonscootergirl April 10, 2010