Jambone

To get jerked off very aggressively, with the the giver jamming their fist against your pubic bone and maybe even jamming your pecker in their mouth if you’re lucky. Historically underneath a table while trying to hold your composure among unknowing company.

“Hey, Lenny looks a little flushed, I think he’s having a panic attack.”

“Nah man, Linda is just under the table giving him a really solid jambone”

by Dirty Zee March 13, 2023

Jamboneed

To jam the fuck out faster than a zambonie machine

We knew the feds were coming in on us so we jamboneed quick up outta there. JAM-BO-NEEEED DA FUCK OUT! Like Bo Duke jam driving a zambonie.

by KingJames69No.1 September 5, 2025

Jabroney

An arrogant self entitled chump, a meandering town loser, a trendy conformist puppet, an enabled bandwagon henchman, a sucker made poser who accomplishes nothing except for being a nuisance, but expects everything to be given to them.

"Look at this freaking jabroney standing here, just expecting to get some."

by MuskiePlutoCosmos December 29, 2025

A Jamooney

When you accidently wear an all blue outfit.

Man yesterday I wore blue underwear, a blue tshirt, and blue sweatpants, I definitely pulled a jamooney.

by ruraldictionary. November 25, 2024