Jayoda

A person who tends to go off alone. This individual has very few friends but has a unique way of going about their daily plans. Very easily able to spot in a crowd, because they wouldn't be in one. Loneliness is key for this person's day to day plans. If for some reason you were to come upon a Jayoda, please do not feel scared to go up and say a friendly Hello.

Man, Julia was so quiet today and didn't talk to anyone, what a Jayoda move!

by coolllllest evaaaa XD August 9, 2009

Jakoma

An soul deprived, black hearted demon drawn from the depths of hell in the shape of an indian to bug the hell out of his room mates with talk of butthole and penises. Fag

"Man all he doe is talk about buttholes. Must be a Jakoma"

by Mwuhahahahahahahaha November 5, 2011

Jakomäki

Hidden land between puistola and vaarala

Jakomäki is a dangerous place with crackheads and people with knifes.

Nobody lives there by their own choice.

Me: I got stabbed yesternday in Jakomäki
Friend: No wonder. I'd rather live in Korso than in Jakomäki

by Sneaky motherfucker April 25, 2019

jakoah

Jakoah is preferably a guys name. It's unique and tells you a lot about the person. They're kind, caring, always there for you and are hilarious. Trust me, if you ever meet someone by the name of "Jakoah", shoot your shot. :)

"Hey man, who's this?"
"Oh!, This is my friend Jakoah, he's great!!"

by 0pt1m1z3 August 14, 2021

jakoba

The best bro ever. some people want to be him, but he dosent let that get to his head.

Wish i could be like jakoba

by dododdo12 October 5, 2013

Jahoda

A disease of the anal variety.
You have to have a dick in your butt at all times or you die.
It starts with coughing.
And then a rash on you butt.
Then you have the urge to put long cylinders in your butt,but you know your ass can tell the difference between a curling iron and a penis.

Alex:I have a really bad jahoda, can you help me with that.

Jhon: I'll see what I can do.

by XxThelegend27xX November 15, 2017

jakobables

the best youtuber ever

me: go sub to jakobables
some dumbass: no
me: *SLOWLY KILLS THAT DUMBASS*

by KGamer On YT September 9, 2019