Jakevian

A Fine ass Nigga That Lives a Thugass Life If U Come Close To Him You will be either Freinds or his girl But Sometimes he Does Somthing smart or Dumb to make u laugh

"Damn Girl is dat jakevian Right Their he is Fine as hell"

by ZaddyKevian April 29, 2019

Jakevious

Jakevious is the finest dude in the world even tho he might be a player and a heartbreaker sometimes, he still a good person just give him time to grow up and he’ll bless your hearts ladies but he only want one person and she knows who she is . Jakevious has all the hoes but only loves one the most

I want to be like jakevious he got all the hoes.. it ain’t fair said yo nigga

by It’s meeee bae November 23, 2021

jakejack

The incredible Twitch streamer. Catch him live here: twitch.tv/JakeJack

Woah, did you catch JakeJack's stream the other day?
Yeah I did. I subbed to him because of his amazing content.

by Jake_Jack September 18, 2020

Jakeman

Jakeman is a perfect person inside and out. he cares about his family, friends and peers. Jakeman can be quite a rebel from time to time especially around his friends. He pulls all the girls but is not a player. Jakeman loves to love and is an amazing boyfriend and any girl would be lucky to have him. he will do all and everything to make his girl happy and will always succeed. he has the sexiest body out and keeps them abs rock hard. Jakeman is the most sporty, caring, sexy, outgoing and sweetest person you'll ever meet. He has the most adorable eyes and has long eyelashes. He loves to play rugby and is a mean tackler, hes a great participant in all sports he plays, hes very fast and is good at thinking strategically. He is always there for his friends and will always have their back. Sometimes Jakeman can make silly decisions but he will always learn from them. Girls, Jakeman is a keeper and deserves the best so give him the best and treat him well and he will give you the best and treat you well in return, there's not many guys like him around so grab him while you can.

Jakeman is so cool and good at sports like you won't believe.

by yourbabe101 November 22, 2013

Team Jakeward

A new team for the fan of the twilight saga. There are Team Jacob followers and there are Team Edward followers. Well now the fighting of what team you are on has come to a stop. Just say that you are a Team Jakeward follower and the fighting will stop between your friends.

Team Jakeward , the best of both worlds.

by Jakeward Lover 4ever March 28, 2010

Jakeball

Jakeball is a derrogotary term used in the west of scotland
meaning Degenerate Alcoholic.
It is often shortened to "Jake" or "jakey"
When referring to someone in a particulary severe drunken state they can be said to be "Jaked". This does not necessarily mean that they are an alcoholic.
A scruffy man drinking cheap cider at 8am is most likely Jakeball

Some Jakeball was sick on the bus earlier.
I must have been Jaked last night, I cant find my shoes.
Beat it, ya mad Jake.

by glamourfailurezone August 6, 2006

jakehammer

When you plow a hoochie extremely hard in a rough aggressive fashion, repeatedly and fast.....The key also lies in making sure the hoochie walks funny for a few days after...Usually executed by someone named jake.

Hey baby , im sorry your legs hurt, thats what happens when you get the jakehammer.....

ex.2 Kyle: Hey Jake why is your hoochie walkin funny?

Jake: Gave her the Jakehammer, you know how it is, the jakehammer always rocks their world.....

Peter: Rock and Roll
Dylan: Simpson Road

by jake420123 January 5, 2008