jagstang

The guitar that Nirvana frontman and all around genius Kurt Cobain invented. Basically the top of a Fender Jaguar put on the bottom of a Fender mustang, hence Jag-Stang. Hard to find even though Fender has reissued them. Kickass guitar

Jagstangs are fucking expensive, which sucks cuz they're really nice!!

by Franko October 28, 2003

Jasynda

A girl who loves to act like a kid, but can be serious when she wants to. She acts like one of the guys, she can down a big mac in three bites, she plays Call of Duty on a regular basis, and is prettiest in sweats and a messy ponytail.

Bro, did you meet my new girlfriend?
Yeah, she's such a Jasynda!

by pooka12 December 25, 2011

jaxsy

arse or bum hole.cockney word

are you got me right up the jaxsy you cockney cunt

by sambo the great November 2, 2005

jagshemash

A greeting that Sascha Baron Cohen's hilarious character "Borat Sagdiyev" uses in his shows. He actually says "Jak sie masz?" which means "How are you doing?" in Polish. He also uses other polish phrases such as "Dziekuje" which means "Thank you".

Jak sie masz? ("Jagshemash")! In US and A very rich people like to drink wine. It is like Khazaki wine, but not made from fermented horse's urine. ... Dziekuje!

by OllieKickFlip March 28, 2007

Jaisy

Jaisy is a girl who has the world's most randomest thoughts that you would love her just for that. Looking into her brown eyes make you fall deep in love immediatley. Jaisy is into having fun and not having a dramatic life. Though, many guys like her she settles as a friend status because she dosent want to ruin anything for them.

Jaisy: Hey people! People!
Girls: Hey Jaisy.
Boys: *Speechless*
Jaisy: Have u guys ever heard its rude to stare?
Boys: No.
Jaisy: Why is that?
Boys: Because of ur eyes.
Jaisy: Okay! Moving on! *Talks to girls*
Boys: *Stare at her hair*

by HarryStylesWifey October 20, 2012

Jaggy Jobbie

a poo not quite ready to come out but so awkwardly placed in the colon that it is scrathing you.

"i've been poking at my arse for hours ive got a jaggy jobbie lodged somewhere"

by Shengmasterwarrior July 30, 2009

yekshemesh (Jagshemesh)

Actual Kazahkstani origin. Meaning to meet and kiss your visitor or host. It is also seen as Jagshemesh. A large majority of the time in recent times of Kazahkstani influence, it is thought of as a gay announcement.



SUCK DAT COCK!

Yekshemesh (Jagshemesh), I am Borat. I am glad to have meet you. My Brother Bilo has a wife and 7 others. And the other night, I went for a party an we had Geng-beng! Zchon Dobriy

by Sacha Baron Cohen June 4, 2005