jackalope

Someone who is acting without common sense, a dumb person.

What a jackalope! He's hitting on Matt's girl right in front of Matt. And Matt is huge!

by VAKI5 May 8, 2005

jackulous

When a person or object is being a conjunction of junk and ridiculous

Why is my phone is being jackulous
Bro that is totally jackulous

by Rejackulous December 13, 2017

Jackelope

An animal whose name is often invoked for poetic reasons. It inspires a mental panorama of the American southwest. It is so moony, so snapshotty, so horse-manes-on-the-mesa!

The American Spotted Jackelope, much like the Serpent of Eden, often makes prey aware of its own nudity before eating it.

by Nude Fontanelle February 8, 2009

jackalope (verb)

What Jack was trying to do with Jill when they were going up the hill to get married without their parents' permission.

Since Jack broke his crown, don't try this at home.

by Windsor A. Atherton III December 13, 2003

Jackalope

An attractive transgender woman who is interested in dating couples. This depiction is similar to that of a bisexual woman is interested in dating couples as both are extremely rare. However, unlike a unicorn she has stitched herself together from who she was into someone new and mythical. This person also may be represented as the girl you can never get. She is the girl you pine for, but is too pretty, self confident, and into her passions to be nailed down.

Dude, my girl and I just met the most stunning jackalope babe on the trail when we were shredding the other day!

by Gia_wild June 25, 2020

Jackalope

An endearing name for outdoor enthusiasts from the eastern sagelands of the Cascadian Bioregion, Great Basin, and greater American Sagelands. Fiercely independant and largely self reliant, the amiable Jackalopes happily fufill the roles of steward and protector of Cascadia's vast eastern frontier.

Today some outstanding Jackalopes organized a trash party at Owyhee State Park to enrich our community and keep our precious Sagelands clean of litter.

by Jackalope Reserves January 9, 2021

Fuck a jackalope day

Fuck a jackalope day is an international holiday celebrated on the 18th of December. Celebrators typically pound the plump ass of the nearest jackalope then treat them for aftercare cuddles.

Damn, tomorrow is fuck a jackalope day, my dick is rock hard.

by meatier December 17, 2020