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Jackson Pollock

The splatter shaped residue in underwear after a wet fart
Jerry had chili for lunch and a hour latter he ripped a wet one leaving a nasty Jackson Pollock in his pants
by Ass Picture November 27, 2010
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To vomit. Named after the expressionist painter whose works look rather like multi-coloured spew. Used in Red Dwarf by Kryten.
I think I feel a Jackson Pollock coming on - Kryten, Red Dwarf.
by steve2977 November 17, 2006
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When you shit into a girls vagina and then she squats over a canvas and sprays the shit onto the canvas, you hang it on the wall and jerk off to it.
After art class we went back to my place and enjoyed a jackson pollock, my house still stinks but my dick is raw.
by Nick St Clair September 14, 2009
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Fiddle-de-dee! I just put my Jackson Pollocks through the paper shredder. How embarassing.
by Theeph May 28, 2003
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1. n. An artist whose style is characterized by his method of throwing paint at a canvas in a seemingly random manner.; 2. v. to ejaculate forcefully on the face of another.
Though I do not appreciate the formless methods he employs, Jackson Pollock is exceptionally creative in his methods.

Dude, I totally jackson pollocked jenny last night.
by Gerald McFannigan. January 27, 2009
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1. n. Painter in the abstract expressionist movement. Reclusive alcoholic who died in an alcohol related car accident. A sick genius.

2. n. and v. Explosive diarrhea.
Friend 1: Dude. Stomach flu. Totally fluid. Totally spraying all over. I am so sick I just Jackson Pollocked the toilet, the tub and the bathroom wall. Just emailed a photo. I am a sick genius.

Friend 2: Wow. That wall is harshed. That is a Jackson Pollock.

pizza pizzaria diarrhea gross shit sick
by Pervasive D2 January 12, 2011
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To blow or splatter a messy, large surface area semen filled load on a sexual partner.
As I was about to finish, I pulled out and Jackson Pollocked all over her face.
by WFRO January 21, 2018
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