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jackonary

n. Devilment, craic or otherwise light-hearted banter. Alluding to any news or gossip when used in the expression "What's the jackonary?"
I'm going to give Jayo a call and see if there's any jackonary down in the local booze establishment.
by Thade December 26, 2007
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jackadetent

a person who jacks off in the detention room at school.
Billy waited in the detention room until everyone was gone and began to jackadetent.
by bread infection December 28, 2005
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jackadelic

A picture that is of the sexual nature like porn not gay porn that is jackable.
Man, that bitche's pic is so jackadelic I think I just came in my pants.
by billyjoecarmicheal September 23, 2003
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Jackademic

Alternative form for Jacademic:

Person/People (usually with a university background or a similar form of higher education) who decide to speak in convoluted, very jargon oriented terms about general subjects/topics with the main intent to either: show off their supposed expertise; their superior intellect over their audience; or both.

The main feeling of their audience, however, would typically be "what a long-winded prick..." or a similar negative thought.

Expanding from this, politicians could be described as Jacademics with enhanced convolution and word play abilities.

Term first heard from (Ninja/J-Sel, CoB, 2012)

Professor at dinner party: You know Charles, the stagnant, and you could even say bearish, state of the economy is fundamentally a result of the proliferation of questionable securities and derivatives products offered by major investment banks with the help of their Federal Reserve and Politician friends.

Thought of a general listener: What a Jacademic / Jackademic!
Professor at dinner party: You know Charles, the stagnant, and you could even say bearish, state of the economy is fundamentally a result of the proliferation of questionable securities and derivatives products offered by major investment banks with the help of their Federal Reserve and Politician friends.

Thought of a general listener: What a Jacademic / Jackademic!
by Realityshow_2 September 3, 2013
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Jackaladed

Ebonics for "Ejaculated" (Jak-yooh-lay-did)
Larry done JACKALADED all over your pizza, nigga!
by MiToGr December 23, 2005
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Jackanave

An idiot who does stupid and non-sensical things; Someone who does something that a jerk would do
"That jackanave broke up with me, jumped off a roof onto a trampoline, and got with my best friend."
by Asher Redman November 9, 2011
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Jackhander

When a man grips his penis with both hands, fist over fist (requires substantially sized penis), and then has the partner grasp both of his forearms and create a motion similar to that of a jackhammer. A variation can be done by a woman holding a dildo.
Dude, that chick was crazy, she hopped on top and gave me the jackhander!
by Jackman17 July 25, 2012
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