Friend one: "I just got a call from my friend whose boyfriend 'forgot' to pick her up to take her to the airport on the Friday before Spring Break and didn't answer his phone when she called him to see where he was. She missed her flight, spent 6 hours waiting on stand-by to get another, and THEN her luggage got lost!"
Friend two: "What a total jackasstrophe!"
Friend one: "Totally. And he still hasn't called to apologize!"
Friend two: "What a total jackasstrophe!"
Friend one: "Totally. And he still hasn't called to apologize!"
by astar_alone March 17, 2010
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"My husband excelled to a new level of jackassory today when he not only forgot my birthday but spent $190.00 on another Re-issue Transformers toy".
by zombiemaster666 July 13, 2009
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–adjective
1. a melding of the words "jackass" and "fantastic"
2. conceived or appearing as if conceived by an unrestrained imagination of a stupid incompetent fool
3. fanciful or capricious, as foolish and stupid persons or their ideas or actions
4. extravagantly stupid; marvelously idiotic
5. highly unrealistically or impractically stupid; outlandishly stupid
6. having been inspired by the movie or tv show "Jackass"
7. most anything involving or originating from the state of texas
1. a melding of the words "jackass" and "fantastic"
2. conceived or appearing as if conceived by an unrestrained imagination of a stupid incompetent fool
3. fanciful or capricious, as foolish and stupid persons or their ideas or actions
4. extravagantly stupid; marvelously idiotic
5. highly unrealistically or impractically stupid; outlandishly stupid
6. having been inspired by the movie or tv show "Jackass"
7. most anything involving or originating from the state of texas
As compensation for overselling the Super Bowl and costing four hundred people thousands of dollars and the chance to see the game live, the jackasstastic Jerry Jones's solution was to give them some money, then take them to a bar, and let them watch the game on television.
I will continue this conversation with you, provided that your jackasstastic views on right-wing conservatism, scientology, or the dallas cowboys stay in check from now on.
I will continue this conversation with you, provided that your jackasstastic views on right-wing conservatism, scientology, or the dallas cowboys stay in check from now on.
by crashincymbals February 25, 2011
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The policy that prevents us from killing people who plant IEDs in the road until they detonate that IED is the highest form of jackassery.
Getting drunk, dancing with those strippers and then sending photos of the party to your wife was jackassery at it's highest form.
Suggesting that we should fly through the mountains at night in fog was total jackassery.
Getting drunk, dancing with those strippers and then sending photos of the party to your wife was jackassery at it's highest form.
Suggesting that we should fly through the mountains at night in fog was total jackassery.
by Snowfox8 July 28, 2011
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by John Oh April 12, 2007
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”Enough of this jackassery, I’m taking a sick day.”
”Enough of this jackassery, I’m taking a sick day.”
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