Jackasda Ripper

A sexless neo-conservative American who get's kicks by trolling left-minded think-tanks, listservs, and other public forums with the singular motivation of intellectually raping said collective of its rational and progressive discussion.

Would someone please serve Frank a cup of shut-the-fuck-up, he's been acting like Jackasda Ripper lately.

by Wonko the Sane October 13, 2004

Yackashay

To throw up; barf from either bad food or massive amounts of drinking.

Bro I drank too much jack daniels. Im about to yackashay all over your car.

by m Scado February 22, 2010

Jackasas

someone from arkansas who's inherent nature it is to be a jackass.

Bill Clinton can sure be a Jackasas sometimes

by Bill January 25, 2004

jackasac

An explosion that's bigger than a firecracker yet smaller than a grenade

how big was the explosion? oh,... about the size of a jackasac.

by dannit December 11, 2009

jackasacatorium

a cluster of jackasacs

shit dude, this is a jackasacatorium

by dannit May 11, 2010

Jackshaft

sick lax bro who thinks he is sick. Unfortunately he is not.

Yo that sick laxer is such a jackshaft

by jayme trilling January 4, 2013

jackshame

Male specific- a term used to describe the phenomenon that overcomes a man when, after jerking off to his female of choice, his rationality returns and he begins to contemplate what exactly it was he was jerking off to. If the female was considerably below the man's pre-jerkoff standards, he is overcome with a sense of shame, bewilderment, and confusion. When this process occurs, it is called jackshame*. If the man returns to his normal life without any further contemplation, jackshame never occurred.

*- jackshame does not have to occur only when a man is jerking off to a woman. It can be anything that produces a general WTF moment in the man's psyche. Examples could be, but are not limited to: beastiality, midget porn, necrophilia, tranny/gay porn (if that isn't already the guy's thing), food, snuff videos, etc.

Dude, I don't know what I was doing. I got drunk last night and whacked it to a video of a chubby midget transgender amputee giving a fully grown, yet DEAD racehorse a blowjob. In the moment, it felt right, but afterwards, it was the worst jackshame I ever experienced

by imnotadeer July 14, 2015