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Jack Johnson

Jack Johnson is a cute, Fine boy. Has Love and trust issues, Crack head, Funny AF. Jack is mostly Gay or Bisexual. He is so kind. If he had a Boy-Friend he would risk his life for him. His love matters so much to him.! He gets easily depressed. Get easy anxiety. If you are friends or in a relation ship with Jack J. You are a very lucky person
by TEEHEEMF February 27, 2020
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Jack Johnson

Clique talk heard far too often. Much as when you are told some piece of information as new and enlightening, even though you already know it. often from a drunk-ass.
Person A: You know George Bush El President of Babylon didn’t really win the election & only spreads hate and war

Person B: Piss-off Jack Johnson
Person A: what do you mean
Person B: when I walked in i didn't realise 'Jack lives here'
by house of jack May 13, 2005
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jack johnson

a musician whose songs are guaranteed to get the player laid, no matter what the circumstance. girls love him, guys love him...but girls REALLY love him. to all the men out there looking to get a girl really fast, pick up a guitar and learn some jack johnson, because it will get you some over and over and over and over again.
by johnnycash32 May 24, 2011
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Jack Johnsoned

Equivalent of "getting jacked". Being cheated out of something or duped.
"Man, a week in Fairfax, Va. we were totally Jack Johnsoned"
by jordotech March 21, 2008
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jack johnson

A UCSB film grad and Oahu-born surfer turned musician. He has some crazy good acoustic skills and an easy, laid-back, beachy style. An awesome singer who's worked on a few surfing movies; currently has 2 CDs and 2 soundtracks ("Brushfire Fairytales," "On and On," "Thicker Than Water," and "September Sessions"). Quality listening no matter what mood you’re in; esp. great on road trips.
by Mekana January 25, 2005
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jack johnson

1. one of the most amazing musicians in the world, also a surfer who used to ride for Quicksilver, he was born in Hawaii and he made 2 of the greatest surf films ever: september sessions, and thicker than water. also hes really hottttt and awesome.....
it would be awesome if i got to chill backstage with JACK JOHNSON when i go to his show in september
by banana pancakes March 1, 2005
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jack johnson

a very talented musician and former pro surfer,jack's lyrics have meaning inside themselves and you have to actully think about them to appreciate his music abilities

*challenge* listen to jack johnsons cd in between dream and try to find a song that isnt great
do you remeber,better together,never know are just some of the great songs off of jack johnson's cd in between dreams
by vince M August 17, 2006
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