Verb; straw jacking means to move your straw in an up and down or back and forth quick motion to extract the remainder of alcohol/juice from a beverage with ice.
Ugh, I've been straw jacking this Mojito for 10 minutes! I should just go to the bar and order another one!!!
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the legal secretary was waiting to cross the intersection but the crack whore assumed she was trying to work the corner, then proceeded to corner jack the secretary
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Being JackNicked is when you say something and JackNick gets butthurt and puts you on the auto-moderate list.
JackNicking is having a post removed by a moderator because you hurt their tender feelings.
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JackNicking is having a post removed by a moderator because you hurt their tender feelings.
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