Haywood Jablomi

The long-lost cousin of Mike Hunt, Ben Dover, Barry McCokiner, Hugh G. Rection, and Long Wang.

Ho: "What's your name?"
Haywood Jablomi: "Haywood Jablomi"
Ho: "OK sure" *gets down on knees*

by J-Smoove June 18, 2006

Jabobhead

A Jabobhead is a special term for someone who most knobheads would be ashamed to call their own!

AM, JC AMEER.. Stop being such a Jabobhead..

by ubmaan February 11, 2009

Jaboinya

A tourist. Very clueless, normally seen in tourist traps such as theme parks, famous restaurants, souvenir shops,

You will find many Jaboinyas at Disneyland.

You see a bunch of Jaboinyas in New York Times Square.

I saw a bunch of Jaboinyas in my area, eating at the Mexican food truck.

by NowwwwYouuuuKnowwww January 24, 2017

Heywood Jablome

Subjects of man-on-the-street interviews sometimes give Heywood Jablome as their name to reporters. If the reporter's a novice and if the newspaper's copy editor doesn't catch it, the name ends up in print, embarrassing the newspaper and the poor scribe who was gullible enough to scribble down the bogus moniker.

Reporter: Can I quote you on that? What's your name?
Man on the Street: Heywood Jablome.
Reporter: Thank you, Mr. Jablome.

by Hatchback February 12, 2005

Jablinskied

When someone tricks you into watching their videos to see gameplay, but there’s no gameplay.

I went on JablinskiGames to see new Trover Saves The Universe gameplay, but I got Jablinskied. Jack Black got us again!

by bstujm June 27, 2019

jaboo

amazing, fantastic, incredible, outstanding, awesome

These drinks are jaboo!
The experience was jaboo!

by JackStewart November 5, 2010

Jabelle

An average height female who likes to be irritating but is also soft-ish. Jabelle’s like being alone but ask like there friends a lot.

Jabelle is literally so pog

by Waifuackermanz June 6, 2021