java-hipster

A pretentious, bohemian wanna-be, who frequents various coffee shops. He loves to spout his artiste-poseur opinions loudly in everyday conversation to anyone who will listen, so that his strong opinions can be heard by random strangers that he pines to impress. Almost always knows less than he tries so hard to convey. Usually has a laptop hooked up to wi-fi, yet rarely if ever touches the keyboard. Prefers to sit outside at the sidewalk table if possible so that he can be seen by as many cool locals as possible. Prides himself of being hip as evidenced by donning the latest trendy, hipster, hair-do. i.e., dreadlocks, shaved head, etc...

The "java-hipster" raved loudly to his nose-ringed buddies about the latest Johnny Depp film as the irritated cafe patrons feigned a yawn in his direction to show obvious annoyance at his pathetic attempts to be heard by all.

by ZonaCat Hansen June 28, 2008

Mohamad javad

really awesome guy, who is awesome.

1. One who is genuine and real in all aspects of life.

2. A mover and a thinker; a person who does not buy into trends to improve self-image.

3. A generous and giving individual.

4. A person who is really cute

1. You can try all you want, but you ain't no mohamad javad - you're a phoney.

#cool#awesome#hott#nice#body#kind #cute

person:hey did you see that awesome guy?

me: yah hes a mohamad Javad

by Souloptophor August 18, 2018

Java dyke

A hipster lesbian who dresses as though she could work in a trendy coffeeshop/cafe.

"Man, did you see that girl with the dreads, the long skirt, and the cat-eye glasses? She's totally a java dyke."

by S. J. T. October 18, 2008

javajunkie

In Gilmore Girls fanfiction, writing about the relationship between Lorelai and Luke. Also, a person can also call themselves a javajunkie if they support Luke and Lorelai as a couple.
Can be a verb or noun.

I think this is self-explanitory. But, I consider myself a javajunkie, because I both read and write stories about Lorelai and Luke, and I support them as a couple as well.

by Kristen* June 22, 2006

jalabast

jalabast is a serpent. He's good for the enemy team, he throws games so hard that he drops 0s and even negative numbers per game and his only purpose of living is to make it a living hell for his teammates.

Teammate: Dude you dropped 0 kills you're actually a jalabast.
Teammate: Dude I died because you body blocked me. You're are acting like a jalabast right now.

by jetsontopshotta October 14, 2020

Jakabmc

It's a minecraft server that is a pretty horny with 1.7.1 version
This server is made by Takács Králl Domiell.
The server is 壊れています by Chuck007

Jakabmc is 壊れています

by Hanxlz729 November 29, 2021

javalog

\jä-,-ve,log\(n)
going number two in the morning; often a consequence of routine consumption patterns of laxatives, such as coffee, which combats torpid inactivity.

First thing I do when I get to work in the morning is vacate the restroom by releasing an aromatic javalog.

I've attempted to get my husband to switch to tea in the morning; i cant stand taking a shower after he makes a javalog.

by horsewhistle June 26, 2007