joust

A sleezy sexual act.

"Man, you just joust that bitch in my bedroom?"

by Beast Mode March 10, 2005

joust

A term originated from the Eastern Suburbs of Sydney, Australia, meaning to reproduce with a female in a public arena. The term is derived from the medievil jousting contest, which was a public affair, viewed by thousands.

"Uh Steve, what were you doing in the park at 5 in the morining?"
"Jousting with Lenore"

by Bsyw October 24, 2006

Joust

to give "head".... best if used on friends

"damn Yvonne Tran, ur mom jousted me so hard yesterday... i cant even walk straight."

"HEY EVERYONE, Yvonne Tran jousted me and my dad"

"Joust or What?!?"

by Bob Dole January 12, 2005

Joust

To take a situation in which another party can benefit, and make sure the other party does not benefit in anyway. To take someones situation in the palm of your hand and screw it up.

Josh: Dog I was getting some from that girl, and you texted me that you were leaving the party with or without me and your my ride home and were 4 hours away from home. Your such a jouster.

by Highena July 23, 2009

Jousted

(Jow-stead)- Jousting is another name for receiving head or "Beating that mouth up"; Can be done solo or with a friend to tag team on the girl(s). Created by: DJ Shawdi B of Knock Out Clique in Atlanta, Georgia.

Poncho: Wsup man? What you do today?
DJ Shawdi B: Man me an my homeboy went an Jousted on dis hoe today.
Poncho: Oh dats wsup...

by DJ Shawdi B August 04, 2006

Jousting

when a man runs towards a woman lying on a bed with her legs spread and penetrates her

Dude i was jousting this bitch last night but i missed once or twice

by knaitlyn August 29, 2008

joust

1. v. to contest a matter of controversy
2. n. the contest itself, consisting of the best two-out-of-three paper/rock/scissors

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RULES OF THE JOUST:

1. NO WHINING

2. ANYTHING may be jousted (even what you had for lunch)

3. if you call "no joust" after you say something, it cannot be jousted.

4. you CAN NOT "joust" a "no joust" call

5. Procedure is thus: A) someone says something B) someone calls "joust" or "no joust" C) If "joust" is called, proceed to step E D) if "no joust" is called, NOTHING HAPPENS E) After "joust" is called, immediately begin to farkle best two-out-of-three paper/rock/scissors F) when the winner is determined, the "joust" is over, and the winner is determined to be correct.

6. After the joust, the loser must verbally submit to the outcome, and declare it to be truth.

"Keanu Reeves is the worst actor in the world."
"JOUST!"

--OR--

"Harrison Ford is the best actor in the world. No joust!"

by Division By Zorro December 27, 2003