Jonah Scott 

The greatest voice actor and Twitch streamer to voice a sexy anthropomorphic wolf who’s in love with a dwarf rabbit in an anime.

My friend, Jonah Scott has the greatest life!

Jonah Scott by Nigel JD November 13, 2021

Jonah Smart

Sexy as all hell, any woman would gobble his bits

Oh my god it's Jonah Smart, I want to make sex with him

Jonah Smart by Very hot lady November 16, 2025

Jonah Nut Sandwich 

Tis when you ejaculate semen upon a peanut butter and fluff sandwich originally

Girl: Hey what is this sandwich it is sooo good.
Me: It is my classic Jonah Nut Sandwich

Jonah Nut Sandwich by RCCMMJNC December 1, 2017

Jonah Hex Stoned 

when your sooo stoned your willing to see jonah hex

person 1- hey person 2, do you wanna see Jonah Hex?
person 2- how high are you?
person 1- Actually I'm Jonah Hex Stoned.

Jonah Hex Stoned by mikeymikey45 July 7, 2010

Skinny Jonah

A type of boner; a needle dick

Someone or something who is no longer funny. Described as creepy, hairless, poor sense of style, not approachable..

Kevin tried to stab me with his Skinny Jonah.

Skinny Jonah by Lameooooo August 7, 2014

Swallow the Jonah 

When you receive oral sex as you're scuba diving or snorkeling with whale sharks. In order for it to be a true Swallow the Jonah, you must reach full climax and your partner must swallow most, but not all of your discharge. The left over is obviously for the whale sharks.

She performed a Swallow the Jonah, not once, but twice while scuba diving off Mexico.

Swallow the Jonah by TheJonah August 7, 2019

Jonas Secrets 

A group of creepers on facebook who talk about the Jonas Brothers and make up different theories about the boys' life.

Dude I just joined this group Jonas Secrets. Did you know that Joe Jonas stuffs with socks?

Jonas Secrets by RUCreepin December 22, 2008