John Doe Song

A song that absolutely everyone knows, yet no one knows the actual name of

Man, I just heard the best John Doe Song

by CrusaderFromTheUSA May 21, 2018

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sweet talk john doe

To give oral sex to an unknown male, for favors, goods or money.

I need some down, so I'm going to sweet talk John Doe.

by ts daddy 1 November 14, 2010

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The John Doe

The John Doe also knows as Johnathan Doesive was the boy that lost to Luisangel Tapia in chess to the Jeck-Mate. The John Doe made a life changing bet with Luisangel Tapia, the bet stated that if The John Doe won Luisangel Tapia would grant The John Doe three wishes, but if Luisangel Tapia won The John Doe would become Luisangel Tapia's minion for his entire life with the ability to duplicate The John Doe one billion times per epoch. The John Doe lost the chess match and became Luisangel's Minion.

"The John Doe is such a little baby bitch"
"For real though, how he gonna lose to Luisangel Tapia in chess"

by Luisangel Lorester January 13, 2022

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john doe ho

any corpse turned trick, by jeffrey dahmer, before the authorities can match dental records.

mr. dahmer licked his fingers and belched as he finished turning out, another john doe ho. the best part was he got his money back and a full belly everytime!

by big bb gib February 18, 2009

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