smuggling jelly beans
smuggling jelly beans by Mangy Coyote April 21, 2006
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dirty jelly beans
Listen, now you might be thinking what the actual fuck. There’s actually a fucking definition for this? Well yes, of course there is a motherfucker.
Dirty jelly beans mean that a mans ball sack is dirty ass fuck, or looks like a birds nest. Lmfao I don’t know Jesus Christ man.
Anyways another definition is “I fucked your mom” by saying “I dirty jelly beaned your mom” that’s like saying “I fucked your mom”
People also use this to fucking make people feel bad, it works. Go outside and call someone a dirty jelly bean.
Dirty jelly beans mean that a mans ball sack is dirty ass fuck, or looks like a birds nest. Lmfao I don’t know Jesus Christ man.
Anyways another definition is “I fucked your mom” by saying “I dirty jelly beaned your mom” that’s like saying “I fucked your mom”
People also use this to fucking make people feel bad, it works. Go outside and call someone a dirty jelly bean.
Person 1: hey man! I dirty jelly beaned your mom last night, don’t get mad!
Person 2: what the fuck Kyle, were brother.
Another example:
Person 1: “you’re a fucking dirty jelly bean”
Person 2: “what the fuck man”
Another one:
Person 1: “I heard his hot!”
Person 2: “homie don’t get in his pants.”
Person 1: “why?”
Person 2: “his got dirty jelly beans, a fucking birds nest instead of balls. And his dick is like a long stick.”
Person 1: “ive heard enough.”
Person 2: what the fuck Kyle, were brother.
Another example:
Person 1: “you’re a fucking dirty jelly bean”
Person 2: “what the fuck man”
Another one:
Person 1: “I heard his hot!”
Person 2: “homie don’t get in his pants.”
Person 1: “why?”
Person 2: “his got dirty jelly beans, a fucking birds nest instead of balls. And his dick is like a long stick.”
Person 1: “ive heard enough.”
dirty jelly beans by Joe Biden (stan Quackity) February 6, 2021
I like jelly beans
Agent Moron) "Five Thousand dollars for your head alone"
marthur Aorgan) "Want some jelly beans? I like jelly beans"
Agent Rice) "Enjoy your fishing, kid, While you still can"
marthur Aorgan) "Want some jelly beans? I like jelly beans"
Agent Rice) "Enjoy your fishing, kid, While you still can"
I like jelly beans by LightSwigger March 6, 2024
I Put A Whole Bag of Jelly Beans Up My Ass
i said scuse me mothafucka do you like jellybeans he was like yea but not the black and the green ones. mothafucka who said i had to eat them jellybeans. To make a long fucking story short I put a whole bag of jellybeans up my ass and it's been 24 hours later and i ain't find none yet
I Put A Whole Bag of Jelly Beans Up My Ass by imabroomstick September 24, 2025
peachy keen jelly bean
A cute little fun way to say you are 'keen' about something in a rhyming way.
It can be used in a sarcastic or a genuine tone, how you use it is up to the interpreter.
It can be used in a sarcastic or a genuine tone, how you use it is up to the interpreter.
peachy keen jelly bean by Jord Jean May 31, 2021
curse of the black jelly bean
Either bringing bad luck upon yourself or others by mentioning how well things are going.
Brought to public attention during the 1980s in Australia by motor racing legend Dick Johnson who asked commentators not to place the curse on him by mentioning how well he was going in a race.
Brought to public attention during the 1980s in Australia by motor racing legend Dick Johnson who asked commentators not to place the curse on him by mentioning how well he was going in a race.
Commentator: Dick, everything is going well for you in the race today.
Dick: Don't you place the curse of the black jelly bean upon me!
Dick: Don't you place the curse of the black jelly bean upon me!
curse of the black jelly bean by southcoastreg February 15, 2012
jelly bean
Someone who acts/plays hard headed, but really is soft at heart. Like how a jelly bean is hard on the ouside and soft in the middle.
"Thats my brother, Ant. I call him jelly bean. Hard headed on the outside, soft on the inside."
From the movie; ATL
From the movie; ATL
jelly bean by Nick Meers July 9, 2006