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to pull something out of your ass; to make up
You totally c'jarked that!
c'jark by Cara July 27, 2003

Yew jark 

its what nicks dad says...
Nicks dad: Nick, you got gum on my seat! Yew jark!

Nick: I got gum on my ass!
Yew jark by Hey duud March 15, 2009

jarkovich 

A pal red headed penguin that only eats once a week. It never goes outside and only plays destiny in a very cold, and dark room.
His food is Garretts and ginger snaps.
Stop living Jarkovich xD
jarkovich by Mama Girl_xD April 21, 2017
A hilarious, gorgeous, wild person. Known for being just a humble motherfucker with a big-ass dick.
"It's Jarko!"

Don't ask it's not his problem
Jarko by The Beatman December 9, 2010
Name of a man, who is most charming and greatest people in the world.
Hot girl: "I met Jarkko, he is so good looking and wonderful guy, I immediately falled in love with Him"
Jarkko by Jockiboy November 28, 2010
The action of getting destroyed or obliterated; Massacred
Example I

Adam: That n00b totally got jarked!

Matt: I know, did you see me shoot him like thirty times?

Example II

Lance: That hunter just jarked that bunny!
Jarked by JarkingJarker January 16, 2009
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