jalloh

A foolah (African) name. Very famous. It means lit and sexy and always eating a lot.

Hey what's your name ?
"Jalloh" you ?
Woah ur a jalloh, lucky u

by Mabitu January 15, 2017

Jalopie

A Shitty Car

Megan's Hardesty's car is a major jalopie.

by FISH <>< February 27, 2004

jollop

an unspecified crude medicine, esp. laxative

Stop moanin' about yer gut ache and take this jollop!

by John Earl November 23, 2003

Jalope

A really shitty automobile

"Chippy's car is a complete jalope"

by Wish.....JEWish December 12, 2004

jalopy

A shitty car

"I can pull James Bond stunts in a jalopy."

by watson November 20, 2002

Sloppy Jalopy Fartcake

When you stretch a woman's bunghole pretty wide, and take a shit in her ass, and fill it up with all sorts of magical drinks, beverages and other fizzy stuff. You then jam a buttplug in her asshole for 30 minutes, the whole time she is running around a racetrack full of crippled deer in order to make the concoction rather fizzy.

She will then release the plug this, causing a rather large farting sound due to the built up gas, and a nice mess on the floor. Proceed to pick up this mess with a flask, and pour it into her mouth while farting down her nostrils. This will cause her to suffocate and regurgitate the delightful product that you have made in order to feed to your cat, who will enjoy it thoroughly, or your money back.

L: Dude I feel like a Sloppy Jalopy Fartcake with my bitch tonight.
C: Sounds delightful.

by Billy Bob Goat II June 19, 2009

Jalloween

A festive holiday native to St. Catharines which falls on the Sunday night of the SCRC Invite. Those who celebrate drink copious amounts of alcohol whilst donning a costume starting with the letter "J"

Clark really crossed the line by dressing as Jesus for Jalloween

by invite July 13, 2009