The religion of all religions. Jasonism includes all religions within it's hold. Everyone is a follower of Jasonsim. If you believe in something, you're a follower, simple as that. It is named after it's great creator, "Jason"
"Hey, what do you believe in?"
"Nothing"
"You are a follower of Jasonism; you believe in the concept of nothing"
I am a follower of Jasonism.
"Nothing"
"You are a follower of Jasonism; you believe in the concept of nothing"
I am a follower of Jasonism.
by aaaaayum (Jason) December 17, 2008
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The term is often used when one of your friends is being an absolute boon and has no clue what they’re talking about.
The term is often used when one of your friends is being an absolute boon and has no clue what they’re talking about.
by Seymour Assyses December 21, 2020
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Also followers of Jasonism hoarde cell phones in packs.
*note* also may have the ability to read a POPZ mind.
Also followers of Jasonism hoarde cell phones in packs.
*note* also may have the ability to read a POPZ mind.
70% of the kids in school believe we should bring back flag team groupies.
thats a jasonism
I just went to the mall and everyone on earth shops at PacSun.
Jasonism, hands down
There are at least 9 openly happy people at the high school.
thats a jasonism
I just went to the mall and everyone on earth shops at PacSun.
Jasonism, hands down
There are at least 9 openly happy people at the high school.
by vilefileman November 26, 2010
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2. An expressive way of using rock legend Bono’s name
2. An expressive way of using rock legend Bono’s name
1.Go away ya fucking jabono before I yerf you over a wall
2.I tell you now, that Jabono guy and the lads from U2 were mighty in that concert last night
2.I tell you now, that Jabono guy and the lads from U2 were mighty in that concert last night
by Wotyadoinm8 May 25, 2018
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by Janiya_jazz November 23, 2018
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One who talks the talk, but could never walk the walk.
One who talks shit and doesn't back it up, but rather ends up eating their shit in return.
A fuckin 'tard.
One who talks the talk, but could never walk the walk.
One who talks shit and doesn't back it up, but rather ends up eating their shit in return.
A fuckin 'tard.
Bill: "Hey Bob, you're a big pussy!"
Bob: "oh yeah, well..(breaks Bill's face in half)...who's the fuckin' pussy now you fuckin Jabroni?!"
Damn Jabroni's, I'm always breaking my foot off in their asses!
Bob: "oh yeah, well..(breaks Bill's face in half)...who's the fuckin' pussy now you fuckin Jabroni?!"
Damn Jabroni's, I'm always breaking my foot off in their asses!
by The Hunter May 27, 2004
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–noun
someone who is about to get owned.
-adjective
used to decribe a person or action lacking judgment or sense.
–noun
someone who is about to get owned.
-adjective
used to decribe a person or action lacking judgment or sense.
-Love is for jabronies.
-The Rock is about to lay a smack down on that jabronie.
-You locked your keys in the car? Well that was a jabronie thing to do.
-The Rock is about to lay a smack down on that jabronie.
-You locked your keys in the car? Well that was a jabronie thing to do.
by super86me December 10, 2008
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