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Schindlers jist

When describing or hearing a horrific or disturbing scenario or story, using the bare minimum details to understand it or explain.
'Ahh alright, I get the Schindlers gist..'

'Without getting to into it, here's the Schindlers jist of events..'
by Pendlehinio August 10, 2017
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Jister

(Verb)
To lie to someone for a reason that is thought to be in their best interest; such as for the sake of sympathy, false hope, or surprise.
"You must jister to your friends that their jokes are good so they won't feel bad", said Nicole.

The parents jistered to their child that Santa Clause was coming to town.

Friends and family will be jistering all day so Benji will be shocked with surprise when they gift him with a surprise birthday party and a car.
by morethanbreathing December 29, 2010
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Jistory

When you have to study history and it sucks.
by Emmor April 20, 2008
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jistify

to attempt to justify one's own existence
The group, realizing its work was facing great scrutiny, felt the need to jistify in order to retain funding.
by Ish37 January 11, 2012
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Jistines

Jistines
(noun) Jih-steens
   A disease in which a girl becomes hopelessly annoying and follows people she thinks are her friends around all the time. She is also prone to believing she is friends with people more popular than she is, which makes her annoyingly confident around them.
Girl 1: OMG that girl is sooo annoying
Girl 2: Oh, that girl? Yeah I heard she's got the Jistines or something.
by ishiptedsweeran June 6, 2013
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Jistreak

Sounds French and fancy and pronounced like "jizz-Streek" but as one word: Jistréak. You can place it as a noun in a sentence or make it the title to something ie: artwork, name of an art piece, or name of a certain brand.of. clothing etc. Just to fuck with people
Lululémons "Power Jistreak Tank" is sold out everywhere!

A- I just bought a new art piece where the canvas is splattered with creamy abstract streak marks.
B- what's it called?
A- the artist titled it "Jistréak"
B- brilliant!
by Sublebrity June 3, 2021
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