Irritable Jowel Syndrome

A chronic disease suffered by a good friend of mine. Symptoms include yakking it up when he should be keeping his pie-hole shut.

Ken:Hey Norm, remember the time you, me & the 3 Mormon chicks....
Norm: Hey Ken, STFU! My wife's right here and doesn't need to hear about how I banged that Morman every day for 2 straight months in a row! You f*ing have irritable jowel syndrome, dude~~

by Bangboy December 26, 2009

Irit

A very lovely sex goddess, one of nimble and able proportions. She has a certain thing about her that makes her lovely, and most definitely lovable. She's shy, but in an adorable way. She may be innocent, but she's very corruptable. She always means the best of things, even if in a bad way.

Man, that one's an Irit. But, Irit's better, of course.

by That Bored Guy October 19, 2009

irritated

Annoyed.

Stop irritating me with your drivel, and go find the crap yourself.

by Saints October 13, 2003

Irritated eyes

When your eyes are really, really dry.

Allen: Wow, Amber has some irritated eyes because she didn't do her work.
Ambers dad: YES. I KNOW. I'M GONNA WHOOP HER BUTT. DANG THAT BUTT BIG.

by Amber Mom November 22, 2011

irrits (the)

shortened version of irritation:

feelings of irritation.. a scratchy annoyance.. like mild diarrhoea..

"you're giving me the irrits"

by Hannah Sheppard January 8, 2004

irritated avians

Spoof nickname for "angry birds", often used by those who think the game is overly hyped and/or ridiculous.

All she does is sit at her desk and play irritated avians all day. It's pathetic.

by truemyth September 24, 2011

we irritating

literally nO meaning
we irritating whether we're happy or sad, dumb or stupid, we just irritating..

friend: i just got fired...
me:we irritating 😂😂😂

by twittermemes__ March 20, 2019