ithaca high school

monke go ooooooo ooo aaa aaa in the j building hallway

i screeched and the noise of my feet repeatedly hitting the floor became ear-deafening

OOOOO OOOOO AAAAA AAAA

plunk plunk plunk plunk

IOOOOOOO AAAAAAA

the rats began to emerge and Mr. Prokosch arrived with his bare hands and began to trap all the rats

Then, Ms. Hardesty, who had hit a kid with a toyota corolla 2013 back in 2012, showed up in her toyota corolla 2013

OOOOOOO OOOOOOO AAAAAAAAEEEEEEE said the monke as ms hardesty hit them with her car

the end

Ms. Hardesty committed vehicular manslaughter at Ithaca High School

by monkeatihs March 19, 2021

Ithaca

i small town in the middle of new york. Also has the most dealers in one small town ive ever seen
everything is a fuckin hour away and has a cool commons area
thats about it besides the fact that cornell university is there and they rule at hockey

ITHACA IS GORGES thats the lame ass slogan on every shirt in town

by Peter the dipset machine March 4, 2005

Ithaca College

A college located in upstate New York which specializes in communications/film/physical therapy/ and the arts. Surrounded by the most liberal town in the world, Ithaca is populated by many numerous hippies who smoke pot and like to relive the days of the 60s. It is a cool place though, since it is "gorges" and the campus is really nice. The different schools are all very competative and the academic programs here at Ithaca are equally competative. There are always awesome parties being held, and we have the Cortaca Jug. If you go to Cortland or Cornell, you wish you went to Ithaca. If you go to Cortland, you go to a state school, and you lose to us in the Cortaca Jug. If you go to Cornell, go jump off your famous "suicide bridge".

SUNY Cortland Student: I got into Cortland!
Cornell University Student: I got into Cornell!
Ithaca College Student: Well I got into Ithaca, and it sucks to be you guys. Here, go jump off one of the many cliffs and waterfalls because you can't do anything important in life because you go to Cortland and/or Cornell.

by VivaLaRevolucion February 12, 2006

Ithaqua

A deity of the Cthulhu Mythos. Worshipped in Northen areas of the world. Personified as a Sasquatch usually. It is said that he flys but it is more likely that he takes unhumnanily long steps. He usually apears as cloud of color changing snow with peircing eyes. Whenever someone discovers his existance and sees him, he takes them high above the world and to different lands. Many of these lands are from the Cthulhu Mythos. For example the sunken city of R'lyeh, The Plateau of Leng, and the Artic city of the old ones.

I'm Ithaqua,... that who walks over the wind, Welcome to my world, adventurer. Follow me. Love. Hate. I'll be awaiting you on the dark side, watching the nonsense.

by Zhayde Foxxe September 6, 2003

Ithaca

The part of hell that is frozen over.

Ithaca is Shithaca

by apl34 March 15, 2004

Ithaca

The maiden land of Odysseus, the main character in the Odyssey.

Zues: Odysseus may not pass to his maiden land, Ithaca, until Apl34 READS A FRIGGIN BOOK BY A GREEK.

by Dr Doog March 17, 2004

Ithaysa

A name used for a female. Originates from the "guanches" from Tenerife (Canary Islands-Spain). Originally spelt "Itahisa". Itahisa was a 6 year old girl who was sold to people in Valencia (Spain) on the 4-4-1494. A name rarely used because of its background.

On average there are less than 2 people with the name Ithaysa (the new spelling) in the U.K alone.

by PennyPeterson December 24, 2009