itsreal85

The most savage YouTuber in the game also the funniest there’s nothin this guy can’t turn in to a joke.

Itsreal85: we in here like booty hair
Itsreal85: what’s poppin biatch
Itsreal85: I just slump booty’d this biatch

by S.p.A Intnernational January 20, 2020

israeled

when a person claimed something that belongs to you as theirs

Elizabeth: Someone asked to share my table at a coffee shop and then asked me to leave the table because they have a meeting??

Nada: Looks like you have been israeled

by october revolution October 20, 2023

isrealed

it means occupying things from other people with power

they are isrealed my thing: home, land, car, or anything you have

by anonymous October 27, 2023

The struggle is real

A (generally) ironic saying often used in place of the saying, "first world problems". Has slightly more urban undertones than "first world problems". Denotes a situation where the user wishes to express that they are encountering some sort of undesirable difficulty, but dealing with it. With irony, it has a comical effect of dramatizing a non-critical, yet undesirable situation.

Tom: I had to walk to class today because my bike got a flat tire.
Adam: Must've been real hard, man.
Tom: Yeah. The struggle is real.

by nobranknerms October 11, 2013

Got Israeled

When someone asks to share something of yours then claims it's become theirs and takes it for themselves

I was sitting in a coffee shop when someone came and asked to sit with me, they then told me to leave as they were having a meeting.
I think you just got Israeled

by anonymous October 27, 2023

Israeli Nasal Slapper

When your best friend is passed out, and you get his girl friend to do a bridge over top of him with her ass above his head. You then plough her over top of your best friend with your sagging nutsack slapping his nose.

drew: "yo look, brandon passed out on the kitchen floor"
riley: "key, let's get sarah and give him an israeli nasal slapper!"

by amaral11 December 31, 2010

Israelite

A term typically used interchangeably with "Hebrew" and "Jew", referring to an ethnic group that traces its origins to the Biblical patriarch Jacob (Israel). Another group that has consistently traced its origins to this patriarch since antiquity is the Samaritans, and the term "Israelite" may be used to refer to Samaritans as well.

Even in Biblical times, the Israelites weren't of the pure stock of Israel - there was also the Erev Rav, the mixed multitude of people from other nations that followed the Israelites out of Egypt to Sinai, and were still often referred to even in the Torah as b'ney yisrael, Israelites. Conversely, there were Israelites who did not follow Moses to Sinai, and they were not counted among the Israelites from that point.

Among the modern Jews and Samaritans there are groups who trace their origins to specific Israelite tribes. Many families trace their origins to the tribe of Judah, for example, but the lineage that is best conserved is that of the Levites, who continue to play an important role in Judaism and Samaritanism. This includes the priestly lineage, who trace their lineage to Aaron the High Priest.

I'm a Jew, a Hebrew, and an Israelite via Levy, the son of Jacob and Lea.

by Queen Buttrix April 3, 2021