Someone asked to share my table at a coffee shop and then asked me to leave the table because they have a meeting? Am I being israeled?
by Urban_lebanese October 21, 2023
To get israeled means to get something that you own stolen or taken from you with force and you can't resist it whatsoever . It can also mean causing harm/destruction in a tyrannical way.
"She israeled my shirt and she doesnt wanna give it back"
"Jhon wants to israel Mike's project that he spent months working on"
"Jhon wants to israel Mike's project that he spent months working on"
by HCHAnonymous007 October 25, 2023
Ali: Jacob just israeled my $50 pen!
Omar: Oh! How did he do that?
Ali: He borrowed it from me for a day, carved his name on it, and took it as his!
Omar: What the hell!
Omar: Oh! How did he do that?
Ali: He borrowed it from me for a day, carved his name on it, and took it as his!
Omar: What the hell!
by i3KBS October 25, 2023
I got Israeled yesterday; someone showed up at my door yesterday and said i have to move out coz they own the house now. When i refused they called the cops on me!!! Like wtf!
by bhaddad October 22, 2023
by captainamerica2 October 23, 2023
Although israel is accepted as a state by some western countries, it did not exist before 1948, neither did israelis, prior to 1948 they were called Palestinians.
Isaelites are not israelis; israelites were not jews either.
When Persia conquered and designated the area as jehud, they eventually allowed israelites that were in exile to return, these israelites then became jehudites.
This is where the word jew comes from and not before the end of the 6th century, even still it's a technical term having to do with living in jehud; the word jew doesn't become an ethnic term for quite some time.
Ashkenazi (Indo-European) jews are not Semites and have no genetic link to the land of Palestine. The ashkenazi converted to judaism after Arab jews migrated north into Europe.
In the largest genomic study of ashkenazi jews, their origins trace back to four primeval villages in north-east Turkey. The ashkenazi jews began relocating from ancient Ashkenaz to the Khazar Empire to expand their mercantile operations and the demise of Khazaria led to the ashkenazi splitting into two groups – some remaining in the Caucasus and others migrating into eastern Europe and Germany.
The two groups still called themselves ashkenazi, however the name became more strongly associated with Germany and the European group, for whom yiddish became their primary language.
Isaelites are not israelis; israelites were not jews either.
When Persia conquered and designated the area as jehud, they eventually allowed israelites that were in exile to return, these israelites then became jehudites.
This is where the word jew comes from and not before the end of the 6th century, even still it's a technical term having to do with living in jehud; the word jew doesn't become an ethnic term for quite some time.
Ashkenazi (Indo-European) jews are not Semites and have no genetic link to the land of Palestine. The ashkenazi converted to judaism after Arab jews migrated north into Europe.
In the largest genomic study of ashkenazi jews, their origins trace back to four primeval villages in north-east Turkey. The ashkenazi jews began relocating from ancient Ashkenaz to the Khazar Empire to expand their mercantile operations and the demise of Khazaria led to the ashkenazi splitting into two groups – some remaining in the Caucasus and others migrating into eastern Europe and Germany.
The two groups still called themselves ashkenazi, however the name became more strongly associated with Germany and the European group, for whom yiddish became their primary language.
The original jews were Arabs (Semites) from the area now known as israel, a.k.a. Occupied Palestine.
Only those that practice judaism are jews. Once you change your religion or become an atheist, you are no longer a jew.
Only those that practice judaism are jews. Once you change your religion or become an atheist, you are no longer a jew.
by Peace to israel October 27, 2023
When someone asks for something from you and then overtime starts claiming that thing was always theirs, when infact it is entirely yours by all laws. When you resist they kill you for it and take everything else you own.
"Ishmail was israeled by Barbara when she asked for his pen and later claimed that his entire stationary belongs to her", Ben said this over Ishmail's dead body to Emma.
by Rickrolled22times November 5, 2023