Israel

Not only a country, Israel can be the name of a person too.

Should you stumble upon an Israel in the wild, befriend him by feeding him fruit snacks and motor oil. He is the diamond in the rough, the needle in the haystack, the hair in your soup—what I’m trying to say is that his sexual physique and charming personality, along with a dash of complete retard, make him an amazing friend.

“Damn, Israel is one fiiine lookin’ man”
“YESSIR”

by Crown of Light August 14, 2023

Israel

A country predominantly inhabited by Jewish people. In 1948, the UN established Israel after the Holocaust. Most people don't realize this but Jewish people actually lived here long before Palestinians.

Israel is a beautiful country.

by dilflover1000 October 19, 2023

Israel

A country in the middle east

There are many countries in the middle east; such as Lebanon, Saudi Arabia and Israel

by TheHauge November 1, 2023

Israeled

when a person tells you that your property is theirs (when it obviously isn’t), and demands you just give this property to them, and if you refuse, they take it by force and the law will somehow be on the their (israeling) side.

You’ve been israeled.
He israeled my place.

by oh-la-laa October 22, 2023

Israeled

The act of taking something that is not yours and then kicking out the rightful owner

- Someone asked to share my table at a restaurant, and then asked me to leave the table because they had a meeting!
- looks like you just got israeled

by Freefelestin October 21, 2023

Israeled

When you allow someone to use a thing you own or sit in a place that is reserved for you then they claim it's theirs all along

- Someone asked me to share my table at the coffee shop and then they asked me to leave the table because they have a meeting?!
- looks like you have been israeled

by Lilylina October 20, 2023

israeled

when a person claimed something that belongs to you as theirs

Elizabeth: Someone asked to share my table at a coffee shop and then asked me to leave the table because they have a meeting??

Nada: Looks like you have been israeled

by october revolution October 20, 2023