A hot 2D man in a love simulation Japanese game made by Voltage Inc called "Kissed by the (freakin’) baddest bidder". In short words, this man is a cute hot
asshole who has no ass but acts as if it is huge... drowning in his own wealth (and
coffee), he can buy the whole country you live in, why tho? He HATES getting bored. As
the game keeps going, he'll finally understand that you (aka the protagonist) are the most important thing in his existence and the only one who can cure his crippling depression...
Random rich
2D man in
game: This situation is getting out of
hand...eh? Guess I'll just buy the whole building.
eisuke’s fans: ArE YoU eIsUKe IchINomIyA????!