Invisible Children

a shady, legitimate-looking scam that uses horrific events in africa to raise money for their own selfish interests. The fact that kony has been in hiding for 6 years, that the LRA currently numbers only a few hundred people, and the fact that only 32% of their funding actually goes to direct aid all points to some form of selfish use of the human emotions for personal gain. Even then, that direct aid involves funding rival militias and government armies all guilty of numerous human rights violations. There is already a manhunt for kony, your money is doing nothing to further that cause.

Teenager-omg kony 2012 i'm changing the world

wise one- bitch can it, Invisible children is just a scam designed to guilt-trip people out of their money using the plight of the victims of a now retired brutal warlord.

by anti-scampaigner June 20, 2012

Invisible Lat Syndrome

The awkward stance that some males take in order to swell their chest in a ridiculous attempt at make non existing muscle seem present. Generally, the arms are lifted away from the body as if huge lat muscles were pushing them away. The author thinks that looking wide is the same as being wide and believes women will not see the difference.

Dave: Look at that skinny dude over there, he has no muscles but he is swelling himself up like a peacock!

Steve: Yeah he's got invisible lat syndrome, or ILS, common among douchbags who are too lazy to workout for their muscles!

by Lethal Interjection March 30, 2009

Invisible Rope

When one person stands on each side of the street, and when a car comes by, they act as if playing tug of war across the street. I garuntee drivers will stop, thinking that something is there.

Fuck playing in traffic! Lets stop the cars by playin with our invisible rope.

by Yo_Mommmmma January 6, 2009

invisible dog

1.When a dog remains perfectly still while also averting his face to avoid attracting attention. Sometimes used in response to
the question "who ate my shoe?"
2.Can also be used by a person to the similar effect,see "invisible husband"

" Bart's effective use of invisible dog in the photo on petfinder.com got him a new home."

shy dog timid wasn't me silent invisible avoidance

by Bart's Mom August 5, 2009

invizible box

Invizible Box is more than just a name, it is a reality that we can all find ourselves trapped in. We've all heard the saying "think outside of the box." There's no need to! You have no box to overcome and no reason to limit yourself within boundaries. Unleash your full potential and think inside.

Yo, have you heard of that one brand Invizible Box?

by z'okay November 21, 2010

Rolling Invisible

Rolling invisible is when you drive at night, with no lights on. So that other drivers cannot easily spot you. It was first put in to use by Ent...for racing purposes.

I was rolling invisible on the Ventana Loop last night, it was a full moon so it wasn't that bad.

by KingL. January 10, 2010

invisible

An awesome status on instant messaging services like AIM and Facebook chat that allow you appear offline in order to leave an awkward conversation or hide from someone but still remain online.

xxblablablaxx - We need to talk.
dudeguyman - Hold on i have to go take my grandma to the vet.
*changes status to invisible*
**dudeguyman has logged off**

by punkisdeadcv December 23, 2009