instigate

To start a conflict between other people just so you can watch. Can be between friends, between enemies, or between friends and enemies. Usually involves saying "he said she said you suck!" or some other much more colorful variant. Occasionally falls under the subtle art of interpreting a comment as incorrectly as is plausible.

Drew: "Why do you look so angry, Jordan?"

Akira: "I heard someone say the other day that Jordan doesn't like you, Drew."

Drew: "WHAT!"

Jordan: "Wait, I never said..."

Akira: "...Didn't you wonder where your milkshake went the other day, Jordan? Drew stole it."

Jordan: "WHAT!"

Akira: "That's cuz Drew thinks your haircut is ugly."

Jordan: "Oh really?!!"

Akira: "...And wants to challenge you to a duel."

Drew: "Whoa Akira, why are you trying to instigate?!"

by Silver415 May 4, 2010

Historical Investigation

The worse possible project an IB student can be assigned. This enormously long and difficult project must be completed as part of the IB Topics of the 20th Century history course, or else you fail. It involves answering a specific research question of interest (well, really, who gives a fuck?) and poring through books and journal articles on the subject, therefore wasting an enormous part of the time you DON'T have as an IB student.

I hate the historical investigation. It shouldn't have the FIVE parts it contains, but rather be a single paper in which we are allowed to write more than 2000 words--if we need to

by fuckmylife22003 January 4, 2010

Brown hole investigator

A lover of mens holes

Craig and Danny sitting in a tree...what a set of brown hole investigator s!

by AGnumbnuts November 18, 2011

invertigate

(adj.) characterized by an occasionally capricious disposition that undermines a prominent topic in an ongoing dialogue by redirecting conversation on the pretense of remarking on external visual stimuli.

Her remark on the scenery was no mere fleeting observation, but rather the mark of one skilled in tactically invertigate persiflage to move the discussion in another direction.

by placesense June 14, 2010

Investigator Andrew

An alternate self created by a pot head who has gotten to high and decided to make himself a new personality. This person may try and ruin your life just for 'the lols'

'Guess who just sent nudes to my dad for the lols'
'Andrew?'
'No, Investigator Andrew'

by CautionSteve November 15, 2012

investibation

/in ves ti ba' shun/ n. (Portmanteau of "investigation" and "masturbation") An investigation with no hope of actually providing any answers, often to a question or case where the answer is already known, but not provable.

O.J. Simpson did not so much conduct an actual search for the "real killers" of Nicole Brown Simpson and Ron Goldman as he did an <i>investibation</i>.

President George W. Bush ordered an immediate <i>investibation</i> into the Valerie Plame leak, mainly to shut the public up.

by Mike Boomshadow August 23, 2007

Incestigate

When a sibling detective squad hooks up with each other during or after an investigation.

After solving the Mystery of the mysterious mystery, The Hardy Boys went back to their place to Incestigate. All Night Long.

by androoxc November 2, 2009