Interstate 76 (Western)

One of two interstate highways with the "76" designation (the other being in Ohio and Pennsylvania with about 3 miles of Jersey mixed in), this is an extremely boring nowhere freeway. Its sole purpose is connecting Denver to Chicago and Omaha (via Interstate 80).

It runs from Interstate 80 at Big Springs, Nebraska, through absolute nothingness for 180 miles, and then ends at Interstate 70 in Denver with NO WARNING. Without knowing it, you are now on Interstate 70, heading west towards the potentially dangerous Rocky Mountains.

"Well, kids, here's Interstate 76!"

"zzzzzzzzzzzzzz..."

"Only 186 miles to Denver!"

"WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

by The Volkswagen Beatle June 29, 2005

interstate monkey shit

When you are on a long car ride, there are no gas stations near by, and the guy behind you is tailgating you. You shit in your hand and fling it as hard as you can at their windshield.

Friend 1: Hey look that asshole is tailgating you.

Me: hold on give a sec

**takes dump in hand and throws shit at car**

Friend 2: whoa man you just took an interstate monkey shit

Friend 1: The splatter on that one was insane! He will be cleaning and smelling that for days.

Me: I practiced while I took sink canoes

by AU69 June 18, 2023

She Belongs to the Interstates

This is what you call a girl that is for the streets to the extreme. Streets are driven on, the interstates are heavily trafficked and heavily traveled and can be the cause of a lot of “accidents” such as car accidents or child support.

She ain’t for the streets, she belongs to the interstates

by CoochKilla January 12, 2021

interstate pace car

The police car. Usually a Chevy Impala or Crown Victoria marked or unmarked. Much like it's NASCAR counterpart when it appears Everyone instinctively slows down and drives in double single file lines and nobody dares to pass it.

Uh-Oh it's the interstate pace car everybody slow down.

by DennisIsEvil April 15, 2006

Interstate Bicycle

When a girl does not take a shower and especially does not wash her vagina. She then procedes to sit on the face of the male and moves in all directions making the nose of the male ride up even farther into the crouch of the female. To simulate like riding a bicycle, when the bike seat is the males face.

"Yeah my girlfriend gave me an Interstate Bicycle last night and i almost threw up"

Guy: I am not letting you trick me into a Interstate Bicycle again. you better wash that thing again.
Girl:FINE!

by Sam Rowley April 16, 2008

Interstate 25

A major interstate in the western United States running from Interstate 10 in Las Cruces, New Mexico to Interstate 90 in Buffalo, Wyoming. It passes through 3 states; New Mexico, Colorado, and Wyoming, as well as passes through the cities of Las Cruces, Albuquerque, Santa Fe, Pueblo, Colorado Springs, Denver, Fort Collins, Cheyenne, and Casper.

The portion of the freeway through Colorado is heavily urbanized from Pueblo to Fort Collins and is known as the "Front Range Urban Corridor," which is home to most of Colorado's 5 million people.

The entire length of Interstate 25 is rather scenic, especially the Colorado portion and parts of the roadway through northern New Mexico.

Man, I need to get to Albuquerque from Denver quickly. I know, I'll take Interstate 25, get there fast and be able to look at awesome mountains the whole way!

by Gio422 January 4, 2011

Interstate of mind

Phenomena that occurs after exiting the interstate in which the driver continues to drive at high speeds (65+) through low speed zones (30-) such as neighborhoods and school crossings. Many speeding tickets are thought to be the result of this.

"Do you know how fast you were going through town?"

"75, I know....I'm still in the interstate of mind."

by dedle January 2, 2012