Interception

When you steal someone elses girl or girlfriend (commonly used among Football Jocks)

jock 1: Matt intercepted carly right from Dylan !!

jock2: That kid gets interceptions on and off the field

jock1: yea I feel kinda bad for Dylan though

by Jock 059 January 7, 2010

interception

When you are interested in a person at a party, you are on the verge of making a move, and just as you are about to you find someone else already making out with them, etc.

Also used in the present tense as "intercepted"

Person 1: I went to make a move on that girl, but she was tongue deep in another dude's mouth.

Person 2: INTERCEPTION!

by esj5004 December 9, 2008

intercepting a hike

epic shit, preferably performed by men at Niagara Wheatfield High School during gym. Must be at least 6'5'' to occur

Intercepting a hike is done when Grant takes a hike from the other team in the championship game and returns it for a touchdown

by G Moneyyyyy November 16, 2010

Interception

When a man is about to ejaculate on a woman's face, and she catches the jizz and throws it back in his face.

Don't tell anyone bro, but after I came on her face, she went for the interception. Who does that?!

by ChodeMcgee April 4, 2010

slope intercept

Y=MX+B

"wtf is le slope intercept form"

"Last time i'm gonna tell you. slope intercept is Y=MX+B"

by Xdank_math_teacherX February 1, 2018

interception

a pass thrown to the wrong team

every time kelsey is quarterback she throws an interception

by brett farve the great December 9, 2008

Intercept

Verb

To take s school report from your mailbox before your parents have seen it and destroy it.

John: "Hey Reg, How'd it go when your parents saw your report card?"

Reg: "Oh they never saw it, I intercepted."

by Reginald March 3, 2004