Intrumentary

The name for intrusive or out of place commentary. Usually a random comment inserted in the middle of an unrelated conversation.

"..and then the stock martket crashed."
"Really? I can't believe it!"
"Hey guys.. My toes smell like butter.."

The last comment is an intrumentary.

by The Holy Bored One September 21, 2006

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Instrumentally Challenged

When a person can't play any musical instrument to save their life.

Person 1: "I've been taking lessons for years and I still can't play for shit."
Person 2: "Sounds like you're instrumentally challenged, bro."

by chlsEp0ttr January 10, 2011

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penile instrument

Once a penis becomes erect it is then a sexual instrument;boner

She was laying there waiting for my dogger to become a penile instrument so I could shank her.

by bastubes December 11, 2007

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Brass instrument

A sophisticated device that's used to collect water, which is usually recognized as saliva.

Failing to explain that the liquid isn't saliva, the brass instrument players were told to mop the floor.

by Gouache September 24, 2019

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A musical instrument borrowed or used as a backup for when a musician forgets or doesn't have his own. An apple cider instrument may typically be broken, in poor condition, and/or very old. A school with a music program may have apple cider instruments on hold for use by forgetful students.

Alex had no idea there was a band rehearsal today, so he borrowed an apple cider instrument from the reserves in the back.

by UncleFitzy June 20, 2010

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