Instagram

The exact amount a wannabe hipster weighs.

Person 1:That dude is such a hipster

Person 2: He weighs an instagram

by TheRandomKid October 12, 2012

Instagram

Something that won't fix your ugly face...

Kid 1: Hey, check it out! I just got Instagram.
Kid 2: Well you still look ugly...

by echoandramen June 18, 2012

Instagram

Social network where food and drinks meet each other, become friends and sometimes hook up.

-Ice tea: Hey, sweetie. I saw some of your pics on your human's Instagram and you sure look tasty.
-Pizza slice: Stop it! I'm blushing! Here's my number. Call me!

by Eyeye April 10, 2013

Instagram

Instagram: Pretentious, overused app that purchasing may cause feelings of hipster-ism, false sense of being artistic when taking mobile photos. When used with your mobile device, add grain, "vintage" filters, and corny Polaroid borders, with the utmost laziness.

Hipster: Check my Instagram uploads to see multiple shitty pictures of my dog, and food with vintage filters. I consider myself to be a photographer and creative because I purchased an app that millions of other people use. Learn to manipulate photos on photoshop, lighting and ISO settings? Puh-lease.

Photographer: *Dies*

by MBhatesIG April 9, 2012

Instagram

It is a social media app made for drug dealers.

Tim: Jimmy have you checked Instagram?

Jimmy: I thought that was the official druggy's app?

by CreatorofMind January 20, 2021

Instagram

A photo sharing app that allows you to spill virtual coffee all over your pictures to make them the hippest thing 2016 has ever seen.

12 year old: You have an Instagram? I LOVE INSTA!! OMG follow me!! My last photo got like 18 likes!

by satansgoldfish June 18, 2016

Instagram

An app in which adolescent people endeavor to post nothing but selfies and two year old memes.

"I just Instagrammed a selfie with my boring friends! #swag #pro #hot"

by Pineapp|es January 18, 2014