Instabestie

Someone who is almost every one of someone's Instagram pics. Like their bestie but is largely dipised by that person .An instabestie also taggs you and comments on every one of your pics.

Uuuh . My instabestie keeps texting and asking me if I want to hang out.

by A_Lou_Lou_25 September 13, 2016

Instabating

When one finds themselves scrolling Instagram so frequently that the time spent doing so is comparable to that of a young man masturbating.

My girlfriend's iPhone shows Instagram is using more data than Spotify and Facebook combined - no wonder she doesn't want to slam me at the moment. All that instabating has ruined her labido.

by basilbrush October 19, 2017

Instapated

Horny, wanting sexual activity

Everytime I see her, I become instapated.

by By the mouth of babes June 7, 2018

Instalated

When you’re trying to say “installed”but you dumb.

I’m waiting for my new carpet to be instalated.

by Asdf5690 June 17, 2019

instamateur

someone who is unfamiliar to the ways of Instagram, an Instagram amateur.

Oh I don't know how to find that filter, I'm an instamateur!

by thr0w4w4y1 November 23, 2021

Instabaited

When you see something amazing on instagram, just for it to be overhyped and completely underwhelming in reality.

Sarah went to the pop-up bar she saw on instagram and realized she got instabaited.

by IzzyWong June 5, 2023

instagate

The possible presence of an Instagram account that you actually know exists.

"She asked me for my instagram, but it was already in her search history. Bro this is like instagate."

by crookedupright February 19, 2026