instapermaban

/ˈinst(ə)pərməban/

verb
verb: instapermaban; 3rd person present: instapermabans; past tense: instapermabanned; past participle: instapermabanned; gerund or present participle: instapermabanning

A merged word coming from the words "instant" "permanently" and "ban." Or "instaban" and "

permabanned" ; to be instantly banned permanently.

"they were given an instapermaban"

adjective
adjective: instapermabanable

(of a person ) having the quality or characteristic leading one to be instapermabanned.

"they are very instapermabanable"

(verb )This server has no tolerance and, doing something that is not appropriate, been remotely breaking the rules or finding a loophole around them will result in an instsapermaban

(adj.) Hey, dude that guy that kept posting the subtle sexual innuendos. He seems very instapermabanable.

by MoscoTheGuy August 17, 2018

Instaperv

A boy who mostly follows scantily clad/naked girls on insta liking every picture they post whilst continuously posting topless pictures of their gym toned body on their own profile to lure the unsuspecting suckers in.

Oh look Tony is liking pics of girls arses again, he’s such an instaperv

by Wisetoit December 13, 2018

Instapreg

when a girl becomes pregnant because you thought your foreskin can be used as a condom

2 weeks later you get the call- your retarded
you ask your friend and he says you've just instapreged someone

by Jeremy Storm March 11, 2009

instagenic

A person who looks so much better on social media than in real life

You’re not cute, you’re just instagenic

by getdirrty May 2, 2019

Instapundit

Glenn Reynolds, The Tennessee Tapdancer, and the ad hoc leader of the 101st Fighting Keyboarders. Supposedly to be a libertarian, but is mostly concerned with the right to rim out the Republican Party. Believes himself to be a law professor, as well as the target of a worldwide conspiracy led by Dan Rather and the French. Nevertheless, he boasts a daily readership in the tens of thousands, who simply can't live without the next "three words and a link special" of which there are upwards of 40 a day.

Some medical experts believe Glenn picked up an exotic brain parasite while scuba diving.

Dude, Instapundit is on a roll. He linked to this movie of people pretending to be drug addicts saying they're liberals, and he said - get this - "Heh. Indeed." And then he linked to the front page of the NYT where they had a big article on Bush's new Attorney General and torture or some bullshit, and there was only a little blurb about the UT College Republicans protesting Michael Moore, and he goes, "Oh, THAT liberal media."

by scarshapedstar November 12, 2004

instapong

A fart that stinks the second it comes out of your anus.

Friend: ew, what stinks?
You: woah! Sorry man, I did an instapong!
Friend: gross!

by old fruit May 4, 2019

instapreg

to impregnate someone the second your cock enters their cunt

Dude, Chuck Norris just instapregged that chick!!!

by jer storms March 10, 2009