instahoe

(N) - anyone who uses instagram as a source for getting laid. These people typically scour through follower lists of their friends that they actually know in person, in order to increase the chances of this new user actually living nearby. Beware of Instahoes, because they did it to you, which means they will probably do it again.

I met my girlfriend on Instagram, and boy was that stupid. She cheated on me with another Instagram user who lives nearby. What an Instahoe.

by truthseeker__ August 16, 2014

instapotatoed

The act of a company/start-up being acquired and summarily shut down with the apparent goal being to acquire the talent of the instapotatoed company.

Originated from the $10M acquisition, and subsequent instant shut down, of check-in service Hot Potato by Facebook

Sam: Dude did you hear that Gowalla got instapotatoed by Facebook?

Max: Yea I lost all my check-ins... it was like I was never there and I have to start all over again =(

by gameb0y September 14, 2012

Instahoe

A female /male who try’s to get a buzz off someone on social media by exposing them,talking down on their name or have any type of relationship with them

“U a instahoe because u only talking to her to get your followers up”

by Ok._mikey July 9, 2018

instaphoto

Also known as a Screenshot. By pressing the prt scr button, your computer will copy your current image. Then go into a program, such as paint, and paste the image. Now just save it and you have your instaphoto!

Dude look at my Minesweeper time in this instaphoto!

by Nathan Hulsey November 7, 2006

instathots

A Thot that is consistent or always showing love on instagram

Mike: Aye you john follow this sexy ass girl?
*shows picture*
John: hell yeah she a instathots

by Stylinout6 January 4, 2014

Instahoe

A male or female Instagram user who follows excessive amounts of people and blows up their DM's with thirst; the act of trying to talk to every person you follow.

Girl this nigga just followed me, don't know me, got a whole gf, and all in my inbox. That's a straight Instahoe.

by TheRealestt July 23, 2014

instahoeing

Going on Instagram and liking every pic of the half naked hoes on your feed.

Melissa loves to be instahoeing at her internship to pass the time.

by Smithers1100 June 14, 2017