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ass inkling

When you shove your ballpoint pen up your ass when it is dry
"Yo Raj my pen wouldn't write so i tried ass inkling it bro!"
by asdfgmnbvc June 26, 2007
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harmer the inkling

Hey look it's Harmer The Inkling he's so cool!!!
by Harmer The Inkloing September 20, 2017
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inklink

An online dictionary based game by shockwave. Each room has 8 players. The idea is not to play the game (guessing the other persons draw) but to fulfil your empty life with drama. This is managed by the whisper facility.

The whisper button is a miracle! This little green button is the passage whereby extremely isolated deranged individuals connect to the outside world. This is achieved by purging every last detail of your private life onto the recipient at the other end of the whisper. This type of behaviour is usually found in the adult rooms and often involves individuals who normally would only be conversing with their psychiatrist once a month to discuss the recommended dosage.

Any way as a result of this little green button gossip is spread around the rooms about everyone like wild fire. Extreme paranoia sets in, and the gamer is left with the delusion that they actually have a rich life with plenty going on. This delusion is similar to what a hardcore drug user experiences. It’s a cheap high (usually followed by a huge come down) fills a vacuous state of mind but unfortunately for the gamer their life is being ruined and wasted in a world which isn’t really there.
Typical received whisper in inklink: “Mrs F spoke with Mr U and said that you were avoiding them because of what Ms C told Mr K and apparently Mrs Y is spreading gossip about something you said with Mr O and now Mr U is avoiding me …..”

Typical reply: “waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat???? Wasn’t me!!!!!! Wtf!!! I’ve had enough of this chit!!!!”
by Lazy Susan December 11, 2006
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Inking the pin

When a woman arouses a male just enough to create a small amount of semen that drips out of the tip of the penis, getting the male ready for some head in the bed.
Her: Does this turn you on?
Him: Oh yeah, keep whispering those words. You're really inking my pin.

Bam. Inking the pin
by Knowaguy March 17, 2017
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inklink

Retarded pictionary based game on Shockwave that breaks down every 3 hours. Its populated by complete and utter fucktard 12 year olds that cant draw so they write the word on the screen to get points, which they still cant spell correct, then when they lose they claim you have cheated because they took too long to ask you your ASL in a private message (which happens every 5 seconds).

After pointing out what a total inbred the rest of the room is they then try to kick you out the room using the 5 boot system, which fails because they lack hand/eye co-ordination that most people have mastered by the age of 5.
UP NEXT TO DRAW IS "Some retard that cant draw"

YOUR WORD IS............ CAT!


"er............OMG TOO HARD, BRAIN NO WORK OMG WTF LOL!111111!11111!"

*writes cat on the board in big letters, yet still manages to spell it wrong*

.....a minute later


CAPTAIN RETARD HAS GUESSED THE WORD "CAT" YOU BOTH RECEIVE 30 POINTS BECAUSE YOU TOOK TOO FUCKING LONG TO SPELL OUT A 3 LETTER WORD YOU TOTAL INBRED TWAT, BOTH USERS RECEIVE "AIDS"

NEXT UP TO DRAW IS.......
by Fred Bloggs the 3rd July 4, 2004
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squid-inking

When in a meeting involving 3 or more parties, when one party is deliberately causing confusion, usually in order to advance their own agenda or to hide their own incompetence.
Mortimer doesn't really know what is going on, but he does not want his boss to know that, so he is squid-inking the whole meeting
by crazyhuman82 March 30, 2020
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inking

–verb: To become infuriated to the point of hostility.
by shibbynawal November 13, 2009
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