Influencer

Usually the worst type of people you can meet: narcissistic, preach how others should live their lives, and only became famous on the internet because they happened to be born with an appearance which is considered "conventionally attractive" by most of society.

See also: unemployed

Me: Hi, what do you do for a living?

Influencer: I'm a social media influencer

Me: There's a jobcentre as soon as you turn right at the top of the road.

by imakedefinitions21 April 25, 2023

Influencer

A feckless cunt.

Jessica thinks she provides useful fashion advice, but she's just another one of those social media influencers.

by N.R. April 7, 2021

influencer

Useless people on social media (usually instagram) who can't find real jobs. All they know how to do is take pictures while posing and expect to leech stuff off of companies in exchange for "endorsement". Some gain followers from horny men by posting pictures in bikinis. They have no talent and will be screwed once the culture dies out.

I'm an instagram influencer. I have over 200k followers?
Wow you really are a useless bitch aren't you?

by tiredanddead May 15, 2020

Budding Influencers

Undoubtedly and absolutely the place you want to go to make brand ideas come to life.

Synonyms:

Creative, thinkers, creators, mastered in patience, time management pros, backed with innovation, the undying spirit to “Kuch kar dikhana”

Origin: a pandemic baby

I want to conduct a brand campaign and give my brand reach and identity and I can’t think of anything else but only and only, Budding Influencers.

by Streetlampmoose December 8, 2021

above the influence

commercials that try to discourage kids from doing drugs, weed in particular. unfortunately, you have to be really, really high to get them. then they'll be hilarious.

Joe: Dude, what is that Above the Influence commercial about?

Dan: (laughing) I have no clue, but it's tight!

Joe: Dude, pass the bong. I want to get it too.

by redace April 16, 2007

Influence

The power to change, encourage, or make a difference without force.

I was Influenced to be more polite when I noticed someone walking an elderly lady across the street.

by Moffett September 16, 2010

influence

An innuendo for cum. (See Jared Padaleki and Misha Collins at JIB7)

Fan: the question was if Sam and Cas made any influence on each other.
Misha: Oh yeah. All over each other.

by blueyedbbyinatrenchcoat July 25, 2017