Infant Penis Syndrome, also known as Luke Brown Syndrome, is when your penis remains the size of an infants for your entire life, leaving you with getting zero play.
by LukeBrownHasASmallPenis April 25, 2023
Get the Infant Penis Syndrome mug.One whom kicks infants for no reason or to get frustration off often a cruel person see Chuck Norris who is an infant kicker, also it is rumored that John Cena kicks infants before his matches.
Can also be one who bitches way too much, and makes you WANT to kick infants.
Can also be one who bitches way too much, and makes you WANT to kick infants.
example 1
John: I GOTTA GET PUMPED!
*Kicks an infant that begins to cries
John: GO GO GO GO!
*Resumes beating the child*
Example two
Joe: OH EM EFF GEE I'M SO PISSED RIGHT NOW
Infant: *pulls on his shirt*
Joe: *Punts infant*
Example three:
Oh my god, Sean is such an infantkicker... I swear to god all he does is bitch.... makes me want to.. kick infants
John: I GOTTA GET PUMPED!
*Kicks an infant that begins to cries
John: GO GO GO GO!
*Resumes beating the child*
Example two
Joe: OH EM EFF GEE I'M SO PISSED RIGHT NOW
Infant: *pulls on his shirt*
Joe: *Punts infant*
Example three:
Oh my god, Sean is such an infantkicker... I swear to god all he does is bitch.... makes me want to.. kick infants
by asdfshdfjafshjsf April 26, 2007
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1. a thick mass of a person who is relatively worthless, therefore similar to a child in their early stages of development
2. a piece of an infant which tends to fly off when it is kicked
1. a thick mass of a person who is relatively worthless, therefore similar to a child in their early stages of development
2. a piece of an infant which tends to fly off when it is kicked
1. Don't worry about it, They're all infant chunks.
2. She makes me so mad I want to kick infants and make her dodge the infant chunks
2. She makes me so mad I want to kick infants and make her dodge the infant chunks
by inut95 December 7, 2010
Get the Infant Chunk mug.a person who is immature, and a puzzy chick or dude from the suburban parts of town. A cry baby. A mooch. An alcoholic. A name droper. A newb. A homie with no lyfe.
Got a friend that drains your money and still lives with mommy and daddy? totallyyyy a suburban infant.
"FRIENDS DON"T LET FRIENDS BE SUBURBAN INFANTZ."
"FRIENDS DON"T LET FRIENDS BE SUBURBAN INFANTZ."
by [crazy marta bus woman] May 18, 2008
Get the suburban infant mug.A cold blooded killer with a fucked up sense of humor. They're not only fearless but fight with a grin on their face
by 11b4lyfe January 7, 2019
Get the Infantryman mug.A large group of soldiers that forms the main body of an army. The infantry first truly came about with the miltary development of the Phalanx in Ancient Greece; This was a large, tight square-like formation of Greek soldiers carrying shields and very long lances that marched towards the enemy. These formations would continue for over two millienia, where soldiers would be organized in closely-formed lines (rows) and columns, and these which would gradually grow away from the thick, square-like formations into longer and thinner lines and taller, narrow columns. This move away from block-type formations allowed the infantry to have more movement and flexibility.
Infantry tactics and weaponry would continue to develop through the many centuries. The greatest era of the infantry was during the more-than-a-century long period from the French and Indian War (Mid-1750s to 1763) all the way to the Franco-Prussian War (1870). During this time, warfare saw the move from musketeers to riflemen, and also regular cannons to rifled artillery, as the process of "rifling" not only applied to battle rifles, but to artillery guns as well. During the greater part of the 19th Century, infantry tactics became known as "Napoleonic Tactics", named after the great Corsican general who catapulted all the way to Emperor of France, and eventually the temporary ruler of most of Europe. However, with the introduction of more-lethal rifled and repeating weapons by the time of the American Civil War, the tactics involving long, 2-3 rank battle lines of soldiers and tightly-packed formations in rows and columns marching in unison would have to change.
By the time of the Spanish-American War, tactics would change, as platoons, regiments, and battalions would find newer and less-dangerous methods of approaching and defending against the enemy. Today, infantry is truly different in the means of its tactics, weaponry, and the fact that they use vehicles, too. The infantrymen on military jeeps and trucks are known as "mechanized infantry". The infantry still makes up the major part of armies, and are included in both the Marines and the Army.
Infantry tactics and weaponry would continue to develop through the many centuries. The greatest era of the infantry was during the more-than-a-century long period from the French and Indian War (Mid-1750s to 1763) all the way to the Franco-Prussian War (1870). During this time, warfare saw the move from musketeers to riflemen, and also regular cannons to rifled artillery, as the process of "rifling" not only applied to battle rifles, but to artillery guns as well. During the greater part of the 19th Century, infantry tactics became known as "Napoleonic Tactics", named after the great Corsican general who catapulted all the way to Emperor of France, and eventually the temporary ruler of most of Europe. However, with the introduction of more-lethal rifled and repeating weapons by the time of the American Civil War, the tactics involving long, 2-3 rank battle lines of soldiers and tightly-packed formations in rows and columns marching in unison would have to change.
By the time of the Spanish-American War, tactics would change, as platoons, regiments, and battalions would find newer and less-dangerous methods of approaching and defending against the enemy. Today, infantry is truly different in the means of its tactics, weaponry, and the fact that they use vehicles, too. The infantrymen on military jeeps and trucks are known as "mechanized infantry". The infantry still makes up the major part of armies, and are included in both the Marines and the Army.
by The Midwestrn Soldier March 27, 2005
Get the Infantry mug.An adult who is sexually attracted to babies and young children 0 - 5 years of age. Not to be confused with a pedophile or ephebophile.
by GoryBlizzard January 7, 2006
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