pwn in a box

pwn contained within a box. Can be given as a gift to n00bs.

1. You cut a hole in the box

2. You put your pwn in that box

3. You make the n00b open the box

IT'S MY PWN IN A BOX!

by MJMizzle October 17, 2007

Celebrity Dick in a Box

A hit game-show on independent South Wales TV. The show consists of male celebrities taking turns to see how long they can support a medium sized budweiser box on their erect penises.

"Hello, this is Nelson Mandela and you're watching celebrity dick in a box!"

"I'm Sir Alan Sugar and you're watching celebrity dick in a bloody box!"

Good day my name is Archbishop Rowan Williams and you've been watching celebrity dick in a box

by ***Welshy*** September 13, 2010

dick in a box

R&B song parody that Justin Timberlake performed on Saturday Night Live (otherwise known as SNL). The main part of the video contains Timberlake and SNL cast member Andy Samberg dancing with Christmas-wrapped boxes, attached to their genitals. Probably one of SNL's best sketches in at least 10 years, and makes me forget about the Nipplegate incident of 2004.

1. Cut a hole in the box.
2. Put your junk in the box!

It's my dick in a box!

by The Producer December 27, 2006

Goth-in-a-box

A generic Goth looking kid who may or may not know anything about the gothic culture, who typically is seen at hot-topic.

Hot Topic is also sometimes called "Goth in a box"

Ana "Hey look at that black lipstick and white face paint on that girl..."
Steph "Yeah shes such a Goth-in-a-box!"

by PictsyStephie June 30, 2008

doc in a box

These "Urgent Care Centers" that are popping-up all over the U.S. are collecting several slang terms, the most popular seems to be "doc. in a box" as many of these facilities are free standing structures (boxes) and have either a doctor (doc.) and/or sometimes a "nurse practitioner" who operates under the supervision of a doctor. Another slang term sometimes heard is "band aid station" but that term is most often used as slang for a small rural or regional hospital due to them being (at times) under staffed or equipped for more major procedures. Either one refers to a small medical facility/clinic.

I broke my arm at work yesterday and my employer sent me to the doc in a box to get it splinted. I'm going to get more x-rays and a follow-up with a specialist tomorrow.

by RHS from IN. December 1, 2017

crap in a box

sucks ass, the worst thing theat could possibly happen(no words to describe it except for crap in a box).

we were playing a freindly game of dodgeball when a asshole threw a ball at my face and at the same time a four year old innocent little girl sledgehammered me in the balls and i said "crap in a box"

by Josh ross Miller Shuagy Jmill$ May 5, 2008

Michael in a box

A jack in a box except when you turn it plays a song used in one of the song's vsauce has used and when it pops up it says "HEY VSAUCE MICHAEL HERE." Once it is pushed down it says "AND AS ALWAYS THANKS FOR WATCHING."

I bought my child a Michael in a box and he loved it.

by President Luigi. October 10, 2017