Implodding

1. The act of one's phone nearing the point of destruction when bombarded by a mass of text messages

2. Not to be confused with "imploding" by Grammar Nazi's intent on shaming you mercilessly.

I can't make the party, my phone is implodding.

My pants are in the process of implodding.

by whiteknightBLAM January 26, 2013

Imploding Raincoat

A coat when worn implodes on itself causing damage to those who wear it via implosion

He was born on an imploding raincoat on the 16th of Germany

by R/MrTeaser November 19, 2019

Imploding toad

Is a significant other who uses pregnancy as an excuse for EVERYTHING...to include

* being rude, mean and abusive to all she comes in contact with
*blocks you on facebook everyother day
* break up with you every 10 minutes...then somehow making it your fault
*pregnancy is the cause of all actions, none of said actions were caused by her
*soul eater
*causes FLASHBACKS to middle and high school
*headaches
*nausea
*anxiety
* ........

RX:
RUN AND NEVER LOOK BACK

You need to dump that girl who is no good for your health, she is an imploding toad.

by Sunshinegrl July 13, 2017

VGLT Implode

A nigar dat plays Cwiticwal ops also nub

VGLT Implode/Zippo/Emre/Focus/F5/Infuse... (Yes he has changed his name 6 times)

by Dvko July 16, 2018