Schrödinger's Immigrant

The elusive non-white non-US citizen who is capable of both taking all of the jobs from hard-working Americans who are left unemployed, while also at the same time sitting around doing nothing and collecting welfare and other government benefits, thereby leeching off the American taxpayers.

Bob: "Americans can't catch a break! It's these damn immigrants taking all our jobs!"
Also Bob: "My taxes are too high because so much of it goes to support these lazy immigrants who come here just to get public benefits!"
Bob's friend: "That's so Schrödinger's Immigrant, man, occupying both spaces at the same time."

by SoyUnSombrero April 20, 2018

IMMOGBNR

Internet acronym for 'I Miss My Old Girlfriend But Not Really". It it used to communicate the nostalgia you have for an old girlfriend when you're dating someone who's way better but you still miss her sometimes.
Pronouned 'Immoge-beaner'

Utahraptor: "IMMOGBNR".
T-rex: Immoge-beaner?
Utahraptor: "Yep! Stands for 'I Miss My Old Girlfriend But Not Really'. Used all the time.

by Silvergrunt May 27, 2008

epic fail imminent

Impending failure of monumental proportions. Being told this phrase can only mean one thing: there is absolutely zero chance of any victory. There is only complete and utter conquest and slaughter. The prase most suited to noobs with a poor grasp of the reality of the situation

In Star Craft:
Me: You should really build your defenses up.
noob: <doesn't build defenses up>
Zergs:<gathering>
Me: Epic fail imminent...
Zergs: <rush>
noob: <suffers epic death>

by epicpwner v.2 March 14, 2008

iMight

The strength that comes from frequent use of apple products. iMight is 60 % of regular might, much the same as the moon's gravity is to the earth's.

I tried to lift a regular sized laptop after using my macbook air for 3 months, but I was unable to. I had the iMight of a flea.

by gateskeeper January 25, 2008

Undocumented Immigrant

1. A legal immigrant who lost their papers.

2. Liberalese for an illegal. The correct term is Illegal Immigrant. Not Undocumented.

1. Shit! All his papers were destroyed when his house burned down! Now he's an undocumented immigrant

2. Liberal: UnDoCuMeNtEd ImMiGrAnTs ArE aS mUcH oF a CiTiZeN aS yOu
Anyone with sense: Shut up you SJW. They're illegal immigrants, not undocumented

by pro2a April 29, 2021

Imminence

It or they will happen.

The word imminence is related to any subject in a possible future of events to come. These events can be spontanious or over time but they will become, and therefore become Imminence. It is closely related to the word imminent which explains the actual event where Imminence explains the event entirely as a whole. Non-Indigenous become Imminence as they will happen but the time frame is not specified.

by The Tenth Doctor March 9, 2009

Immogen

the most outgoing , unique person you will ever meet. extremley gorgeous and knows what she wants. never underestimate her , for she will prove you wrong. she snaps easily, but is an amazing & dependable person. she is unforgettable. However she would much rather smoke a splif and sit back on a Friday night than buy things she needs

Girl one- omg is that Immogen

Girl two- Yh she so cute

Girl one- she’s a proper stoner tho

Girl two- what a great person

by Marni1993 July 10, 2018