ILS

Invisible Lat Syndrome.

Usually ILS sufferers are guys that refuse to work out, but nonetheless hold their arms out at about a 45 degree angle from their body as if to say "hey it's hard bein' this ripped" Also called "the cobra" Often times coupled with the very popular IGS or Invisible Girdle Syndrome.

by clockstopper September 22, 2008

il

Internal Laugh, while in chat,

because LOL is bullshit, nobody is EVER lol'ing when they say they are.

dude I just shit my pants

il

i'm serious i did!

lol

by a2tom December 15, 2009

il

some depressed bitch that cry’s to commercials, and eats all day. mostaly gold fish :/

wow did you see that il crying from the sleep country commercial

did you see the il eatingba whole bag of gold fish

by Me :/ June 3, 2020

il

a useless sloth of a person

il is such a useless person omg

by Bigniggaballs May 29, 2020

Ile

slang for saying i will similar to i'll some people use ile instead.

ile go and cook dinner.

by Ile cook October 28, 2018

Ile

A person who has the biggest tits/dong in the whole school.

Damn, look at that ile. He has a really big dong!

by U dont even knoe me June 4, 2020

ILS

The acronym for "Infinite Loading Screen"
usually used by computer-whiz's and game geeks who don't want to

waste their time saying out that whole business..
Can also be used as a verb.
(ex: I got ILS'd)

"So how did the mods work for you?"
"Shitty. I started up my old save, and then I just got ILS'd"

"Damn, that sucks..."

by Penxiel August 16, 2014