IKEA

Swedish for "see if you can put this shit together."

OK, we got the boxes to fit in the car and carried them up 4 flights of stairs.. time to IKEA."

by [HD]LG August 14, 2009

IKEA

maze.

IKEA is a maze.

by sunnnnnnnyy January 6, 2013

Ikea

A large furniture store that sells everything in a million pieces.

(open something that unexpectedly needs to be assembled)"Shit! I got Ikea'd"

by ghetto500 July 20, 2003

IKEA

A big ass store with a lot of furniture and is always crowded. And some Swedish foods.

"I gotta run to IKEA. I need a new bed"

by Pawleene Pinkieshy September 8, 2015

Ikea Lust

The act of walking into an Ikea store, immediatly falling in love with every piece of furniture therein, and resolving someday (when you are rich and/or famous) to buy everything in said store.

I've got such bad Ikea Lust, we might have to extend our trip by a couple days so we can go back and look at everything again!

by Ethel Faust August 18, 2008

Iready

A Program some school district retards created to make us feel like we are living in hell. Also know as being severely depressed and makes you have suicidal thoughts. If you have Iready consult your local therapist today.

"I have Iready today." Bob
"Dang you are gonna die to that program" Joe

by IHaveGoodDefinitions May 18, 2019

ikea fatigue

The inevitable feeling of sensory overload and exhaustion you feel as you approach a checkout line in Ikea.

After looking around at all the cool design-y stuff, you realize that your eyes hurt, your feet hurt and you feel overwhelmingly tired and full of Ikea Fatigue.

by susans January 5, 2008