IDF is an acronym for 'intelligent dance floor,' a form of house music popularised from the year 2017 when the Ministry of Sound in London installs its first dance floor that gives real time feedback to the DJ on the force applied by dancers feet and how accurately they are following the rhythm - and by extension their tiredness. This allows the DJ to better suit the music to the mood of the crowd. The actual music consistes of a mixture of original and remixed tracks that can easily change speed, without any of the accompanying 'cheesy' pitch changes. By 2020, IDF is able to operate without a DJ which leads to some very intersting phenomena, such as where a soul night is trashing out high speed terrorcore later in the night and hardcore raves that have slowed down to Classiclock!
Man I loved that IDF night at Gatecrasher. We went in to some gentle late 80s house and we went through trance, happy hardcore, gabba and slowed it right back down to some minimal techno later in the night!
by mids99 May 06, 2012
someone in counterstrike decided to rename the galil and call it this. what a mistake and humiliation they have caused themselves
by Shitastic December 26, 2004
This tactic is when on Twitter someone tags the IDF or another governmental account to troll someone else
comradecommissar1917: This position is flawed for it does not take into account various factors that I will tediously belabor.
for_the_lulz_69: @IDF this person wants to blow up a hospital in Tel Aviv
comradecommissar1917: WTF why did you do that?
for_the_lulz_69: IDFing Someone is funny
for_the_lulz_69: @IDF this person wants to blow up a hospital in Tel Aviv
comradecommissar1917: WTF why did you do that?
for_the_lulz_69: IDFing Someone is funny
by mrs_niggardly October 31, 2023
Are you a masochist who enjoys being thrown to the ground like a sack of wet potatoes? Are you a nationalist who supports the IDF no matter what? Then Taste of IDF is right for you!
by SloveniaNumberUno July 08, 2021
Oh? What happened? You don't like the idf's excuses Destiny? You think maybe it's the thing I said it was? You think you were just using historical precedent and making shit up to sound right in front of retards?
Hym "You know what the Idf excuses prove? CORRECT ALL ALONG! Embarrassing! Fucking knockoff. What did I say about sullying my good name? At least be on the right side of things! Shit, you fucking suck! Hahahahahahahahahahahaha!"
by Hym Iam April 06, 2024
Short for Israeli Dickloving Faggots.
If you’re “in the IDF” it means you’re fruity as fuck, just came out of the closet, you’re a torah-hating kofer with a colonization fetish
If you’re “in the IDF” it means you’re fruity as fuck, just came out of the closet, you’re a torah-hating kofer with a colonization fetish
by legoduplo82 August 04, 2024
Another word used for to describe the biggest most well fed, well taken care of genocidal Zionist group known to man (currently) they kill innocent Palestinians simply cos they can and the USA funds them like their sugar daddy
They think they’re superior to everyone and everything and will basically trash everyone and when they get insulted by the honest truth by people they will shit themselves and cry and victimise themselves like pussy whipped bitches
They think they’re superior to everyone and everything and will basically trash everyone and when they get insulted by the honest truth by people they will shit themselves and cry and victimise themselves like pussy whipped bitches
IDF: dadddyyy me want some money to kill innocent ppl! >:(
USA: omggggg pumpkinnnn tiitsss here u go, go a kill them nasty terrorists (children) !!! :D
IDF: a Palestinian kid just threw pebbles at our tank so I blew them up
Israel//USA: AMAZING JOB 10/10 JUSTICE SERVED!!
USA: omggggg pumpkinnnn tiitsss here u go, go a kill them nasty terrorists (children) !!! :D
IDF: a Palestinian kid just threw pebbles at our tank so I blew them up
Israel//USA: AMAZING JOB 10/10 JUSTICE SERVED!!
by jhinntime November 27, 2023